It’s the one eyelash for me 😂 #pooks #dadjokes #legs #couples

A patron helped with the suggestion! #pooks #dadjokes #tulips #head

Got’er! #pooks #jokes #letters #deez

I feel like she’s ready to brawl! #pooks #dadjokes #doll #dummy

Cellar-brating with ice cream sandwiches! #pooks #jokes #basement #cellar #celebrate

I vote we have Pooks lick a 9v on a live! #pooks #dadjokes #battery #but

I do like it, and did indeed put a ring on it. #pooks #dadjokes #shingles #beyonce

She has a big head, and little arms! #pooks #dadjokes #dinosaur #couple

I’d Bob her Barker! #pooks #dadjokes #priceisright #marriedlife

Who would know better? #pooks #dadjokes #skeleton #couplegoals

Not sure how good your fortune is though. #pooks #dadjokes #gypsy #fortune #palmreading

It’s okay, she’ll never hear it. #pooks #dadjokes #color #helenkeller

I swear, she’s been making tacos for the last 18 hours. #pooks #dadjokes #tacos #couple

What do you think she was expecting? #pooks #heypooks #dadjokes #ducks #tacos

I’m learning to talk about other’s parts more. #pooks #dadjokes #ego #couples

The eyebrows are more sacred than the toes! #pooks #dadjokes #sith #starwars #eyebrows

I think he wants to deliver his package! #pooks #dadjokes #mail #package

I think she lowkey roasted all of us! #pooks #jokes #books #couple

Blood is thicker than water 😂 #pooks #jokes #family #redneck #cousins

It’s a legit strat! #pooks #dadjokes #jokes #couple #china

I mean, it would be a great gift for the kids! #pooks #dadjokes #barbie #towel #marriage

Pooks on wheels! #pooks #dadjokes #muppets #piggy #kermit #wheels

I’m gonna get flack for this one 😂 #pooks #dadjokes #jokes #marriedlife #couples

The cuteness though! #pooks #dadjokes #mermaid #laundry

Don’t lie, you’d watch too. #pooks #dadjokes #scissors

Most important is the message at the end! #pooks #dadjokes #jokes #fastandfurious #family

Mr. Bones has some explaining to do! #pooks #jokes #marriedlifehumor #goat

We need Maury! #pooks #jokes #dna #father #marriedlife

Including the sassiest of eye rolls! #pooks #dadjokes #space #uranus #pickupline

It’s the phone drop at the end… #pooks #dadjokes #refrigerator #couples

My version of “We have that at home” #pooks #CapCut #protein #couples

Current events have never been her strength 😂 #pooks #dadjokes #canada #justintrudeau

Is it the same as an adult toy? #pooks #feet #pirate #dadjokes #couple

You’re allowed to laugh, I promise. #pooks #dadjokes #dark #trampoline

It’s never too late for a career change. #pooks #dadjokes #scientist #science

There was solid contact 🥲 #pooks #milk #target #tap #couples

Bothering a compromised Pooks is the best! #pooks #dadjokes #teeth #toothbrush

Happy New Year! We can’t understate how much we appreciate you all! #pooks #newyear

Pooks doesn’t think you’ll get it. Show her she’s wrong! #pooks #dadjokes #newyears #newyearseve

The way she palmed young Pooks out of the video 😂😂😂 #pooks #dadjokes #couples #eltonjohn

Not my fault she has a sick mind. #pooks #jokes #cucumber #marriedlife #couples

My days being allowed in this store have to be numbered. #pooks #dadjokes #santa #dollartree

See? I went clean and not a bit of a smile. #pooks #dadjokes #carols #michaelbublé #google

I feel like, she doesn’t take Mr. Bones seriously. #pooks #dadjokes #christmas #happyholidays

Personally, I like Pixar Pooks! #Pooks #capcut #pixar #grinch #christmas

She’s not very grateful! #Pooks #dadjokes #christmas #present #marriage

They’re good for more than pulling sleighs! #pooks #dadjokes #christmas #reindeer

Swimming in myrrh-ky waters! #pooks #dadjokes #wisemen #myrrh #christmas