SiIvaGunner

Hi, everyone! The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 here, well-rested. (Sorry for the scare earlier. I'm doing better, I promise.)

I'm very happy to be back! ...for the duration of MAGFest festivities. After that, there's some things to take care of (to keep it short, I've been offered a much better living situation by Dr. Andonuts, and I need time to move and get settled), so I'll be away again for a while. But that's not here or there - I'll fill you in later on the details when it's all settled.

In the meantime, I hope you enjoy what the SiIvaGunner team will be getting up to at MAGFest! Check it out below:

6 days ago | [YT] | 1,462

SiIvaGunner

My part of the deal has now been upheld, concluding our transaction. Thank you again for your continued patience.

This concludes the subset of things that I am here to perform. I relinquish my hold on the channel unto The Joke-Explainer™ 7000, as previously agreed.
I'm not sure what to do now. Now that all of my busywork is gone, I'm a little lost.
I’m... very tired. I think I will rest for a while.

Perhaps our paths will cross again, perhaps not - but I hope I do not feel obligated to do something as drastic ever again. We'll have to see.

Thank you for your time and energy. I appreciate it very, very much.

Susie Haltmann
Presidential Secretary
Haltmann Works Company

1 week ago | [YT] | 2,757

SiIvaGunner

Get yourself some high quality merch only at MAGFest this weekend!
Stickers, Keychains, and a Plush! Wood has never been this soft!
Find it at the Chipspace merch booth located at the end of the Potomac Hallway, while supplies last.

1 week ago | [YT] | 1,719

SiIvaGunner

I feel... I would describe this better if I knew how - I feel this weird, indescribable energy. Like something just happened that wasn't supposed to happen. What did you just do?

1 week ago | [YT] | 2,083

SiIvaGunner

The Joke-Explainer™ 7000 and I have concluded our talks until further notice. Very delightful conversation. She's got a good head on her shoulders.
I promise she is doing alright. She has told me that she is resting well until her return to the channel, allegedly. I'm making sure of it - I'm keeping the channel hostage in her absence, heehee.

1 week ago | [YT] | 1,631

SiIvaGunner

I would like to state that I, on behalf of myself, am not responsible for any injury of mind or person that may occur when creating the bridge. By accepting the proposal you have agreed to the same unknown circumstances as I have as equals, and thusly I remove myself of a higher responsibility.

I don't know what that was.

1 week ago | [YT] | 2,057

SiIvaGunner

In the event that you are or become a channel host and require such a thing, I would greatly recommend the services of Loji Londo to anybody. He... well, he's able to create something that can grab people's attention.

1 week ago | [YT] | 2,212

SiIvaGunner

You may wonder how I'm able to do these things, in the position that I’m in.

To tell you the truth... I’m not sure, either. I wish there was an answer I can give.

I don’t... “move my limbs”, or “speak it out loud”, or anything of the sort. I... how do I explain it? It’s...

It’s... a willpower thing. I can think of something, and I think about my... predicament, and when I think about it in that context then it... happens. Then, when I get a response, I can feel that in my... I hesitate to say “soul”, but...? And then...

It’s all made worse by... everything. It feels like I’m surrounded by so much stuff! But then I try to feel myself and there’s... nothing. It’s...

You’ll have to excuse my wording, here. If I could explain this better, I would.

1 week ago | [YT] | 2,058

SiIvaGunner

9...

9 whole years. I'm surprised we're here.
There isn't a number that's higher. Isn't that scary?

I scheduled myself to speak to you today, to tell you everything, but... I'm really not ready to. "Cold feet." I considered against posting this message at all, even, but perhaps it's best to be transparent in my situation, and to formally apologize for my absence.
At the same time, though... what is a project in this world without a silent delay? Heehee... heh.

Your continued patience is appreciated. I promise I will be ready soon.
Happy 9th anniversary, to all that came before us today.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 8,667

SiIvaGunner

SiIvaGunner will be returning to #MAGFest in 2025! Check it out below:

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 2,150