They usually accuse you of what they’re guilty of.

Women don’t change, they just get better at hiding who they really are.

Daddy’s little girl

Stay where you at Houdini.

If they had a “clean your house filter”, she’d need it.

If she gets dressed for Sprouts like she’s going to SPACE (MIA) you’re getting replaced.

This one so real I almost busted my ass.

Use soap and water!!! 🚿

If you believe that, I have a bridge I want to sell you.

Giving back to the community. #SCOOTYSCOOO

You gotta earn this meal. #scootyscooo

Would you rather the same girl forever or the same meal? #scootyscooo

I’m talking Daddy minus the sugar. #scootyscooo

Who’s ya daddy? #scootyscooo

Can’t slow that money up. #scootyscooo

Your lack of value is showing. #scootyscooo

All she see is signs, all she see is $$$ #scootyscooo

Never judge a book by its cover. #scootyscooo

Live in abundance. #scootyscooo

The choice is yours baby. #scootyscooo

This is not financial advice. #scootyscooo

A suckers born every minute. #scootyscooo

Money comes, money goes and so do…

Fellas, you’re the prize. Start acting like it. #scootyscooo

If you have to ask, there’s your answer. #scootyscooo

Let them chase you! #scootyscooo

Table manners. #scootyscooo

Namaste far far away. #scootyscooo

Natural beauty for the win. #scootyscooo

Since when did Bumbl turn into GoFundMe #scootyscooo

Don’t order with your eyes. #scootyscooo

Generationally Toxic #scootyscooo

She’ll be back.

Sexxxyhotmomma69 isn’t flying in from Cartagena bruh

Probiodicks

Dos Locos

Kevin from Kentucky doesn’t have a clue what his girl been doing in NYC.

They see what they wanna see.

Mrs. Manipulation

Use the barter system

She ain’t just dancing on tables

Feed full of Babyshowers and Butth*le

Where my Passport Bros at? 🌎

You are what you eat.

Be our peace or tell ‘em ✌🏼

Rent free roomates

Come down up off that high horse baby.

3 + 6 + 12 = He’s not her “new” boyfriend