I've retired from making videos, so don't bother subscribing.

I used to like doing YouTube Poops and comedy-related stuff, in addition to a few music and video game related things. But the majority of the videos I work hard on don't get any attention, and I have a bunch of empty subscribers that don't watch any of my videos. So I decided to retire from full-fledged videos, it's too much work for next-to-no payoff.