Sometimes saving money can cost you.

Hooray for healthcare!

I mean we gotta do *something* with 'em, right? #nopanicbutton #noproof

Sometimes the best solutions are DIY! #nopanicbutton #comedy

Yes! It matters a great deal! #nopanicbutton #comedy #ithastobethisway

The only thing I can pay towards a funeral for someone not on my list is my respect.

Loving what they have for VR games nowadays! #nopanicbutton #comedy

Anyone else's marriage include home improvement warfare?

Sometimes I'd just rather not know. #nopanicbutton #comedy

Anyone else looking to buy some tar and feathers? #nopanicbutton

Live, Laugh.......

No pity for the weak, no mercy for those at fault. Blood for the Blood God! #norevenge #therighteous

Winter is the season for Summer Sausage! #nopanicbutton #comedy

Of all the things we sell, I wish we kept common sense in stock.

Loose lips sink ships..... #nopanicbutton

Some agents are all about the fine print.... #youcantmakethisstuffup #nopanicbutton

Never try to out petty the wife if you're navigating a rough patch. Featuring the Hands of John!

New Years Gym Rush SUCKS!

This was a full on 10 minute argument in my shop today.

How it's taught is just as important as what is taught.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! May the celebration of your choice be everything you hoped!

For those who need their Booty Sleep! Use code FIREMONKEY for 15% off

If people won't leave Service Dogs alone then carry a Service Pistol!

Wisconsin DNR strikes again! All fines, no solutions.

Some men are just too stubborn to die.

Don't know if this is an original idea but it's definitely a first for *me*.

Don't touch what's not yours!

Some of the things we're told we will see in Heaven sound terrifying. #extraordinarybeliefs

Not a fan of anarchy, but structured chaos? A shake up by those who were shook down is fair play!

We get a bit wild on my server. Link in bio! And sorry in advance if you need eye bleach!

How far is too far?

Leather, latex, and handcuffs!

All traditions started somewhere....

Thanksgiving.... A celebration of all kinds of Gluttony. #nopanicbutton #comedy

Sometimes family can hurt you worse than an enemy can. #setboundaries #restoringrelationships

Looking for ideas on handling pushy Ex lovers with boundary issues.

Things that start with M. Memories, Mint, Mastur......

Welcome to Earth! Here's your W-2. #comedy #nopanicbutton #funny #aliens #ufo

It's always harder to say no around the holidays. #comedy #nopanicbutton #funny #comedyfilms

All Veterans are damaged goods, but service isn't *all* bad...

Milk runs can be a dangerous thing.

Some Grandparents can get a little over invested in their Grandchildren...

Some of my orders have me worried about the mental state of humanity in general.

Sometimes it's best to just leave things alone.

Apparently there's a lot to take in on a grippy sock vacation.

Sometimes it's ok to kick'em when they're down. #comedy #nopanicbutton #funny #isaidwhatisaid

New parents make interesting judgement calls at times.... #comedy #nopanicbutton #funny

The difference between a Dream and a Nightmare is perspective.