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president trump during his swearing in forgot to place his hand on the bible. Trump blamed staffers for not giving him one shaped like a pair of breasts.

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As expected, President Trump just signed an executive order legalizing spousal abuse:

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Mike Pence showed up for the ceremony today going out of his way to make certain Trump remembered who he was.

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By the looks of the lower third yesterday on Fox News, Trump, besides renaming the Gulf of Mexico is also renaming TikTok:

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During lunch in Statuary Hall today, everyone, except our founding fathers, pretended not to smell Trump's Ozempic farts.

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During today's luncheon inside Statuary Hall, nothing could have prepared our founding fathers for Donald Trump's relentless Ozempic farts.

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During today's post inauguration luncheon inside Statuary Hall, Maga Republicans had to be constantly reminded, "Don't shit where you eat."

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Because old habits die hard, Trump will see to it that the construction worker from the Village People gets stiffed.

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