If she doesn’t find you handy, hopefully she finds you handsome.

Segway’s CES 2025 announcements! @segway

When doing your wife's returns is your full-time job.

#NintendoPartner | Let’s get spooky with Luigi in Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD— a perfect family game!

Rite of passage? Or Dad-joke destiny?

It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. 🎃➡️🎅🏻

Get your clocks ready 🙃 #daylightsavings

Close enough 😅

One question can change your whole day.

Gotta fix everything he complained about.

One of the most surreal experiences of my life.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

I think it went… okay.

when your kids *think* they’re going back to school shopping.

We love to travel! But we love traveling more knowing our data is protected with @Bitdefender. #ad

Just call me Chuck.

5 services to keep your data secure. 🙌🏻 @Bitdefender #bitdefender #ad

Always number 1 in my book

The magic is real and we miss it already. ✨

Well, Ellie had something to say. 😅Yes the paper is real. 🏎️💨

This won’t come back to bite me later, I’m sure. 😅

Showing my dogs things in the house they’ve never seen before.

The neighborhood walk of shame.

Doing the cheese test with my dog Penny. It went… as expected 😅

I’m actually amazed by how many of these texts I get everyday. #bitdefender #ad ​⁠@Bitdefender

It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.

Highly recommend doing this with your baby. 😍

Pro Tip: Lost to the Ender Dragon? Build it & defeat it with a LEGO Minecraft set. #LEGOPartner #ad

Goodbye “Are we there yet?!” Hello Glacier Park. 🤩

But you can’t actually run fast.

I think she likes my new hair

A Simple Easter Sunday!

Wife is accepting husband applications after this.

9 out of 10 dentists agree.

Things have never been the same…

I just couldn’t stop staring. ❤️

Giving Birth in 1 Minute. #shorts

Let me know if you need any other relationship advice. 🙌🏻

Emotional Family Photos!

We took family photos today, and I just can’t believe my eyes. 😍

Our Gender Reveal Goes Live TODAY!

Ellie caught a fish!