Kurt Russell Plays Basketball to Save the World - Escape From L.A.

Total Recall is the Greatest Story to Never Happen

Hulk Hogan Bankrupts the Navy - Thunder in Paradise

Steven Seagal is the WORST SNL Host of All Time

STILL Better Than Anything Marvels Done - TMNT

Jackie Chan Destroys an Oompa Loompa

Steven Seagal Likes His Vengeance Deep Fried

Suburban Commando is the Weirdest Movie Ever

Steven Seagal Forces a Man to Watch His Terrible TV Show

The Worst Ninja Movie Ever Made

Steven Seagal Finds the Only Cake He Can't Eat

Steven Seagal Can Barely Lift His Own Ego

Die Hard is THE Best Christmas Movie Of All Time

Brad Pitts Eye is SO Lazy, it Makes Steven Seagal Look in Shape - 12 Monkeys

Bruce Willis Hates Everybody - Die Hard With A Vengeance

The Fifth Element isn't Boron, It's Bruce Willis

The Sixth Sense is SO Good It Makes the Other Senses Jealous

Unbreakable is the BEST Superhero Movie of All Time

Bruce Willis Brings Bomb to Football Game! - The Last Boy Scout (1991) - Charity Moviethon!

Bruce Willis Spray Paints Dead People - Death Becomes Her (1992) - Charity Moviethon!

Bruce Willis Goes Back in Time to Kick Self in Nuts - Looper (2012) - Charity Moviethon!

Bruce Willis Bullies a Dentist - The Whole Nine Yards (2000) - Charity Moviethon!

Bruce Willis Gets Dumped By Rachel?! - FRIENDS - Charity Moviethon!

Steven Seagal Is Aging Horribly!

Last Action Hero Is Better Than You Remember!

What Happened To Steven Seagal? - Out For Justice (1991)

Chuck Norris Stops a Chainsaw Bare Handed - Forest Warrior

Steven Seagal's Favorite Machine is the Vending Machine

Is it Cold in Here, Or is it Just My Nipples? - Batman and Robin (1997)

Double the Laughs Double the Faces - Face/Off 1997