BETTER PARANOID THAN DEAD

"There is no greater enemy than an idiot who doesn't understand that he's an idiot." ~Jhonen Vasquez

"Scientia Timorem Fert."
(Knowledge Brings Fear)

"Chargoggagoggmanchauggagogg-
chaubunagungamaugg."
(You fish on your side, I'll fish on my side, and no one will fish in the middle--name of a lake.)

"Vos vestros servate; meos mihi linquete mores." ~Seneca
(You cling to yours; leave my values to me.)

"It is difficult not to write satire." ~Juvenal

"Scio non scio." ~Plato
(I know I don't know.)

"When you're no here, I'm like a doughnut without a hole. No, wait, that's a bagel. Although a bagel DOES have a sort of depressed area in the middle, like me when you're no here....
...Without you, I'm a bagel."
~Shoebox Card

...and this is how my channel ends.
Not with a bang, but a whimper...