Rodney Dangerfield

Remembering Rodney’s fellow Miller Lite All-Star, Bob Uecker (January 26, 1934 – January 16, 2025).

“I was doing a baseball bit for another beer commercial, and Bob Uecker had to throw the ball between my legs. He throws the ball pretty hard. I was worried that he might hit me with it. So I said to him, ‘Be careful.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll throw it around your knees.’ I said, ‘That’s no good. You’ll hit my cock.’”

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Rodney Dangerfield

“With my wife, I tried to impress her, I took up skydiving. She bought me a parachute that opens on impact.”

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“I tell ya, my whole life nothing comes easy. Back when I was a kid, my first case of puppy love, I got fleas.”

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And oh boy, was he plump. Many years past his prime. When he steps on a scale, it says “one at a time”.
(📖: Nothin’ Goes Right the Night Before Christmas)

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“My kid goes to the toughest school in New York. I had to go over there last week. The kid was acting up. I went over to see the guidance counselor, and they told me he was out. He’ll be back in one to three years.”

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“I tell ya, you know when you’re getting old. I joined a weightlifting class, they started me with balloons.” (Artwork by Alex McVey)

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“I tell ya, my wife has a temper. Last week, she told me she gave me the best years of her life. What worries me now is what's coming up.”

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“I tell ya, there’s one thing in this country I can’t figure out. I mean, the streets are unsafe, parks are unsafe, subways are unsafe, but under our arms we have complete protection.”

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Rodney Dangerfield

“I’m getting old. My last birthday cake, I couldn’t blow out the candles. The heat drove me back.” (📷: Rodney Dangerfield’s 75th Birthday Toast, 1997) #103YearsofRodney 🎂

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“The trouble with me is I’m too easy going. Like this afternoon, I had a bite to eat in a restaurant. It got busy, I had to share a table with somebody. They sat down an old man, must have been in his eighties. I mean this guy was old. I asked him to pass me the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.”

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