2025 goals - don’t be Nick Cannon. | Jay Pharoah

Old people really don't be doing that much. | Jay Pharoah

Good under the hood baby, good under the hood. | Jay Pharoah

The Depp was dep'ing in the courtroom that day. | Jay Pharoah

"I stomped him. I stomped him." *dave chappelle voice* | Jay Pharoah

Classic Bernie. | Jay Pharoah

That old person insult hits different. | Jay Pharoah

Just another reason why Obama will always be my forever president. | Jay Pharoah

I believe the children are our future. | Jay Pharoah

That one time Kevin Hart got Molly | Jay Pharoah

Hello from the other side. | Jay Pharoah

If you know, you know. If you don't know...do some research. | Jay Pharoah

Maybe he should have just said Scott. | Jay Pharoah

It's a beautiful thing when you know why God put you on this earth. | Jay Pharoah

A biblical name is a special name. | Jay Pharoah

In the famous Rally's & Checkers slogan, "i gotta eat". | Jay Pharoah

It was NOT...just making it clear...it was NOT a Diddy party. | Jay Pharoah

Nobody can escape the sauce of Denzel | Jay Pharoah

Perspective. It's all about perspective | Jay Pharoah

Molly me once, shame on me. Molly me twice, shame on you. | Jay Pharoah

Just a JOKE. Just a JOKE. | Jay Pharoah

Whatever you want man. Whatever you wanna be. You can be WHATEVER you wanna be. | Jay Pharoah

At this point we might as well be related. | Jay Pharoah

So greedy. | Jay Pharoah

My weight gain different. That COVID 15 had me in a chokehold. | Jay Pharoah

SURPRISE! SURPRISE! You didn't know that did you! [Chappelle voice]| Jay Pharoah

No presidency for me. | Jay Pharoah

This was pre-indictment. Let's hope Jack Sparrow wasn't a part of the Diddy parties | Jay Pharoah

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I'm a character myself, but the characters that come to my show.... | Jay Pharoah

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Get elected, or die trying | Jay Pharoah

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Remember when Kanye wanted to run? | Jay Pharoah

Who's gonna do it?? | Jay Pharoah

When the crowd participation becomes a bit gratuitous | Jay Pharoah

Quiz With Balls came in with a splash. We have just as much fun backstage as you do watching at home

Where the PHUCK is the ring?! | Jay Pharoah