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Tacoma ain’t ready for this level of greatness 😎🔥 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #superhero

Retail therapy? Nah, I just walk in the woods 😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

In America, the passenger seat are the one giving directions 😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Only in Seattle can you see some weird people 😅😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Lost my virginity and gained a prescription 😬😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Swiping right for laughs and love! 🤣❤️ #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

It’s like Tinder, but you match based on red flags 🚩😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke

Signed up for relaxation, left with confusion 💆‍♂️😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

When your ex upgrades to a furry bestie 😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke

Age is a number when you're rocking the 4th grade vibes! 🎓✨ #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Bear-y wild times 🐻💥💊 #andrewrivers #standup #funny #comedy #wildmoments #onceinalifetimemoments

Unbearably controversial? Watch and decide! 🤔 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Rap vs. Taylor Swift 🎶 Who will reign supreme? 🤔 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke

Heckler apologized, but I’m still milking this moment for laughs 😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy

New priorities, who dis? 🔄✨ #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #newpriorities #joke #comedyclub

Baggy Magnum

When family planning becomes a team sport! 🤣👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

From binge-watching to cringe-watching real quick! 😱🍿 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke

From baby rhymes to flow master 🎤💫 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Dating a Trump fan: love in the time of alternative facts 🇺🇸❤️ #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Just hanging around like a 🐒😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Friendship level 💯: Watch and learn! 🌟👯‍♂️ #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Class dismissed... 🎓🔫 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke #teacherspower

I was ready to exit, but this crowd won’t let me go 😂🤷‍♂️ #andrewrivers #comedy #standup #funny

Massage therapist: 50% muscle relief, 50% mixed signals 💔😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Netflix said no, so I’m saying bye 😤 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke

All about that forest life, but no ‘trippy trails’ allowed 🌲😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

They should rename it ‘Proceed With Caution Center’ ⚠️😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke

Looking for perfect combo of humor, empathy, and zero drama 🤞😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Swipe right, set destination and.. f**k? 🤞😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke #tinder

He’s all about that backside vibe 🍑😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke #rapper

Small enough to fit in my purse, big enough to guard my mood❤️ #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

My punchlines come with empathy on the side 😅❤️ #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke

Their biggest conflict is who makes the best maple syrup 🍁😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Kanye vs Jews is like Kanye vs common sense 🤦‍♂️😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke

Promise ice cream, deliver vegetables—instant chaos 🍦😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

When a comedian can sell, even your wallet laughs along 💸🤣 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Give me a drink and a dream, then maybe I’ll consider facing a bear 🥃🤔 #andrewrivers #standup #funny

Andrew Rivers’ stage time 😂🎤 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny #joke #crowdwork #present

W33d is proof that even doing nothing can feel like an adventure 🌿😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy

The real Seattle Freeze is waiting for someone to text back 😂📱 #andrewrivers #funny #comedy #standup

Rappers get old, it’s less ‘gangsta’ and more ‘grandpa’ 🧓😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Living with my new roommate feels like a reality show 😂📺 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Why do rappers flash cash like the bank doesn’t exist? 🏦😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

Seattle’s hockey team hits harder than my ex’s texts 🏒😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny

That shirt’s louder than his personality 🔊😂 #andrewrivers #standup #comedy #funny