Good Now, I hope you're doing splentastic, whoever & wherever you are across the omniverse!

Welcome to a one-of-a-kind, ever-evolving, mostly original, authentic, innovating, pioneering, genre-blending, fearless, unorthodox, nonconforming, radical, avant-garde, eclectic, organic, random, spontaneous, unscripted, experimental, improvisational, whimsical, sarcastic, mistake-prone, smart & stupid, getting older, still learning, forgetful, perfectly imperfect human adventure.

Combining art, nature, comedy, horror, video games, food, philosophy, being human, and whatever the synapses in my brain desire that triggers a chemical response primarily, but not always, using ASMR & relaxation as the primary delivery vehicle.

I'm a self-taught "jack-of-all-trades, master-of-none" (father, husband, internet comedian/actor, artist, naturalist, amateur musician/writer, philosopher, worldbuilder, sound sculptor, photographer, foodie, gamer......

YouTube is my canvass, existence is my palette.


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If you suffer with depression, I got you covered in tomorrow October 17th’s video.

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Who's behind the membrane? Find out this Sunday, September 1, 2024 starting at 3PM EST as we return to Arkham Sanitarium...

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,858

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Delco

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I wonder what controversial topic I'll be talking about tomorrow??? Find out starting at 3PM EST!

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Welp, guess that idea will have to wait. Edit: because of the date

3 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 1,784

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What movie/universe/fandom am I parodying/paying tribute to?

Hint: what I'm wearing has nothing to do with it

The answer will be revealed this Sunday July 14th starting at 3PM EDT.

3 months ago | [YT] | 1,824

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My friends: as I sit here writing this with a big grin on my face, you are in for an absolute TREAT this Sunday the 7th starting at 3PM EDT right here on my channel.

Without giving a single thing away, all I can say is it'll be the single greatest piece of comedy, ASMR, art, entertainment, etc., in the history of this channel.

You want classic, witty, creative, absurd Rift? You'll be getting it in spades. That outdoor escapade of mine is starting to pay dividends.

See you Sunday!

MWAHAHAhahahahahaaaaa.....

P.S. I should have done this idea years ago

3 months ago | [YT] | 4,664

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I gave the forest a gift last night: I pooped in a hole! And buried it! (no trace "cat hole" method)

While I don't have any photos or images to prove it (I'm sure a few nocturnal critters can testify to the fact once they recuperate from their PTSD), the reason I was there, well.. you'll just have to wait 'til Sunday June 9th to see ;)


Speaking of buried forest treasure, I may just very well have to do an "ASMR How To Make a Cat Hole" video!


Peace!!!

4 months ago | [YT] | 1,644

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New ("short story") PFP for the week as of May 11, 2024. If you can't quite read it here on YouTube, the full image is available at my website: ephemeralrift.com/ephemeral-rift-short-story-pfp-a…

5 months ago | [YT] | 981

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Forgot all about the outdoor ASMR videos I used to do. I've got ideas, just need to see what I can pull off..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orxiU...

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