If twins separated at birth fell in love on “Love Is Blind” ( Part 2 )

If twins separated at birth fell in love on “Love Is Blind” ( Part 1 )

Me thinking about “Final Destination” every time I get on a rollercoaster cause I’m a Millennial

Me stepping out of the bathroom mid-shave to tell my wife the same joke for the 100th time

Me and my wife’s reaction when Madison and Mason talked about creampies on LIB Season 8

How I imagine myself when I’m home alone pretending to be a pop star performing to a sold out crowd

Me watching Love Is Blind Season 8

How you hope your husband will act on Valentine’s Day vs Reality

When your husband is acting like he has the plague but it’s just a man cold

Me using my green screen to pretend I’m robbing a bank

When your house is freezing cause you wife is in control of the thermostat

What it feels like when my wife asks me to k*ll a spider

What it feels like when you find money in the jacket you haven’t worn in forever

That person who microwaves fish at work

Me in a Severance Wellness Session realizing my Outie sucks #severance #severancetvshow

When you’re over 30 and you sneeze

When you ask “ How are you doing? “ and they answer honestly

Me after self-diagnosing myself with a rare disease on WebMD

When you’re about to go to bed but you forgot that you never put your sheets in the dryer

POV: Stuart Little gets adopted from the orphanage before you do

Me and my wife when the couple next to us is arguing

When you say goodbye to someone but you walk in the same direction

When you’re over 30 and walk into a bar with loud music

When you’re about to go to sleep but you forgot about the pile of laundry on your bed

When your wife opens the jar that you couldn’t

When you accidentally say “ You Too “ at the airport

When you’re driving and suddenly realize your brain was on autopilot the entire time

Me at the grocery store after scanning 5 items at self-checkout

When someone has spent the last 20 minutes trying to explain the board game rules to you

My wife when the ball drops on New Year’s Eve

When I buy my wife a gift but can’t keep a secret

That time of year when you see Sheryl from accounting let loose at the Christmas party

When you have to parallel park in front of a restaurant patio

Had to turn “ Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” into a skit 😆🎅 #christmas #christmasmusic

What happens every time I go out for drinks with my wife

When you finally finish cleaning a mountain of dirty dishes

My wife forcing me to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity for the 1000th time this week

When you’re running on the treadmill and this banger comes on

When you’re 2 hours into a road trip and have the feeling that you didn’t lock your front door

When you walk into a room and forget what you were going to do

When you’re on a walk listening to music and you suddenly feel like the main character

When you go to quit your job the day after you win the lottery

When you come back as a ghost to haunt your wife and her lover (Part 2)

When the guy she told you not to worry about shows up to your funeral (Part 1)

When you turn on the radio on November 1st

What it feels like when you’re the house giving out full chocolate bars on Halloween

When a friend tells you a secret and asks you not to tell anyone

When you forget someone’s name