How the #nfl lies to its viewers every year… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #nfl #Superbowl

How married men sleep… #comedy #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #sleep #marriedlife

Is this what they mean by “hot” flashes?? #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #hotflashes #marriedlife

Would you do this for your dog?? #dogs #standupcomedy #justonmckinney

This is either brilliant marketing or manipulation… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #comedy

You’ll never look at snowmen this same… #snowmen #pc #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #parenting

How white tr*sh kids view Santa… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #santa

Public bathrooms = happiness???#justonmckinney #standupcomedy #sobriety #brightside

Get your Thanksgiving turkey the right way… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #newengland #thanksgiving

How not to end up on dateline… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #dateline

Are bears really that dangerous?!? #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #bears #camping

People manufacture the weirdest problems… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #identitypolitics

Ever met a nice traffic cop? #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #cops #lawenforcement

Will I get canceled for this joke? #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting #newengland #pronouns

Who has money for this in 2024?!#standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting #toothfairy

How is contraception still an issue?? #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting #birthcontrol

What they don’t tell you about newborns… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting #newparents

How to have fun this election season… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #electionseason #vote

They should implement the draft for this! #comedy #justonmckinney #draft #military

Most Americans wouldn’t survive in New England… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #newengland

Back when parents knew how to raise kids… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting #childhood

When you don’t know how to de-escalate… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #marriage #relationships

Traffic in America… #justonmckinney #comedy #traffic #standupcomedy

Does your spouse have “misophonia”… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #misophonia

Are we teaching our kids the wrong things?! #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting

When your kid is on the travel team…#justonmckinney #standupcomedy #parenting #sports #travelteam

Don’t drink and drive… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #drunkdriving #drunk

Why no one is buying beyond meat! #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #beyondmeat #vegan

Everyone has this fear… #justonmckinney #justonmckinneycomedy #standupcomedy #bees #fears

How to save money this summer…#standupcomedy #justonmckinney #moneysavingtips #summer

The gym motivation that actually works… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #fitness #gym #planetfitness

An STD is nothing compared to a kid… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting #parentinghumor

Having a newborn is terrifying! #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting #newparents

Where to find the love of your life…#standupcomedy #justonmckinney #married #love #relationships

When your spouse gets scared easily… #funny #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #marriedlife #marriage

What celebs would do if they weren’t famous… #standupcomedy #justonmckinney #celebrity #funny

Men should take birth control seriously…#standupcomedy #justonmckinney #parenting #birthcontrol

Kids now are allergic to everything!#justonmckinney #standupcomedy #parenting #allergy

Why you should spend your money while you are alive… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #money #finance

Happy Father’s Day to stay-at-home dads! #fathersday #JustonMcKinney #standupcomedy #stayathome

Everyone should fly first class once! #standupcomedy #JustonMcKinney #flying #firstclass

How wants to live there? #JustonMcKinney #standupcomedy #tornados #tornadoalley #oklahoma

Why everyone wants your email address… #standupcomedy #JustonMcKinney #dollartree #relatable

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Things weren’t all better back in the day… #justonmckinney #comedy #standupcomedy

The best part of every adults life… #justonmckinney #comedy #standupcomedy #parenting #shorts

When your wife “works from home”… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #marriage #workfromhome

Why you don’t mess with your woman… #justonmckinney #standupcomedy #shorts #relationship #married