Do high school sweetheart, still exist? Who married their high school girlfriend?

Someone please make it make sense

Swing by Fini Pizza ahead of my show at Barclays Center on Friday

Alright, East Coast—get ready!

Who leaves the bed when your partner is sick?

New episode of The Pete And Sebastian Show out now!

Give us the hyperbaric chambers and the pool, spare us the horseback riding! @FamilyTripsPod

Pete's out here getting me old man gifts..what's next, a cane?

Us Italians don’t send food back we fix it… pepper… some oil… BOOM Michelin Star

When you stop for gas at 2 AM and suddenly feel like you’re in a Dateline episode…

Why’d you do me like that, Pete?! #pacman

Every night, I’m rolling into the show on this Vespa like I’m delivering a pizza in 1978.

We have had an eventful week in the air. Weather has been brutal across the Midwest.

The things @chipotle burrito artists go through on the day to day

The moment I realized my ass crack was sweating on hot ones ​⁠@FirstWeFeast

Would you trust someone who's rawdogging it on a flight? New podcast episode out now!

What’s the one thing your spouse does that drives you crazy? Drop yours in the comments! ⬇️

My whole life has been all work no luck…who can relate? @TheAdamCarollaShow1

@netflixisajoke

Hysterical 😂

Staying at JJ Watt’s House… Like Checking into a Luxury Hotel… But with One Major Problem.

🚨 HISTORIC MOMENT ALERT! 🚨

🎤 Yaamava’—What a Night!

I’m over here thinking Pete’s locking himself in a room, grinding out pages like Hemingway… NOPE.

Listen… I love my dog, but the SECOND I see that back start to curl, I’m OUT.

Inviting Pete for a deep conversation then ditching him like your cheap friend when the check comes

New @Patreon exclusive episode out now!

You gotta acknowledge the pimple patches…@bobbylee @AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger

Tonight’s the night—don’t miss the FINAL EPISODE of #Bookie Season 2!

I thought Gen Z met through the Tinders and Bumbles not at a concert.

Your kids are never too young tolerant about winning and losing.

Where are you going with a Peacock???

My grandfather used to be a fisherman. Wow how much the star has fallen.

I’d rather have Nunzio make a pizza than a three-pointer.

What the hell is an operating system?… An all new episode of #BOOKIE is out now on @StreamOnMax

On April 5, 2000 I got paid $15 for doing Comedy. Wow, how time flies.

Nothing like getting up in a pool of water at 3 AM after you have a bite of steak for dinner.

Pete is basically a genius for 168 hours

Sometimes you just need a good hat for the road… It Ain’t Right Tour 2025 Denver see you tomorrow!

Nothing is stopping Italians from tasting food.

We all know that one look… An all new episode of #BOOKIE is out now on @StreamOnMax

Who lives in those houses off the freeway? This guy.

Ghia call me...New episode of The Pete and Sebastian Show available now

My heart goes out to Los Angeles in this tough time. We will get through this together

What’s up with wildfires, LA?

What’s everybody’s take on this. Is it OK to smoke pot at a concert? Let me know your thoughts.

What flavor of panettone should we try next?

We need you to settle the debate: are second refrigerators a norm or just an Italian thing??