Autocratic Moves | Trump's CDC Gag Order | Record High Egg Prices | Goodbye Groundhog?

It's Eagles vs. Chiefs! | Daddy's Home | Trump Fires Inspectors General | Family Erection Tracker

You're Not Crazy, Trump Is | Noem Glams Up For Bronx Raid | ICE Is Detaining American Citizens

Nicole Kidman Takes The Colbert Questionert

Happy Lunar New Year | Caroline Kennedy: Bobby's A Predator | Bernie Rips RFK Jr. For Antivax Onesie

Meanwhile... Pocket Cheese | Plant Martha Stewart In Your Garden | Post Malone Cookies

JFK, RFK, MLK Files Declassified | Trump Trolls Davos | Musk Targets The Penny | Air Lithgow

Meanwhile... Ketamine Nasal Spray | Cholesterol Ooze | Drug Kingpin Nabbed | Nanopasta

Insurrectionists Go Free | Elon's Nazi Salute | Trump's Worst Executive Orders

GOP Cowards Duck J6 Pardon Questions | Brave Bishop Budde | Hegseth's Drinking Problems

Farewell, Joe Biden | America's Tech Oligarchs | Trump's Terrifying Portrait | New Food Labels

"FBI: CIA" On CBS | Jan 6 Revisited | GOP Sex Texts | Woman Fired For Calling Musk A "Nazi"

President Trump Takes The Oath, Skips The Bible | Manifest Destiny In Space | A New Golden Age

Biden's Shock Pardons | Did Trump Save TikTok? | Snoop Dogg Plays The Crypto Ball - More Monologue

Michelle Obama To Skip Inauguration | Presidential Diet Coke | Bondi, Hegseth Grilled By Congress

Inaugural Balls | Does Jack Smith's Report Matter? | Dems Grill Hegseth | Pay To Pee At Starbucks

Jan 6, Trump's Day Of Love | Jeffries: We Will Fart Hard | Why Does Fun Stuff Cause Cancer?

Tuning Out The News | Jimmy Carter’s Colorful Life | South Carolina’s Escaped Monkey Update

L.A. Fires: How To Help | Fox News Defends Trump's Greenland Gambit | We Don't Need To Annex Canada

Celibacy, Swamping, Loud Looking, No-Habiting - Romansplaining With Stephen Colbert

VP Kamala Harris Shares A Miller High Life With Stephen Colbert

Great-Grandpa Joe | Ex-Presidents Salute Jimmy Carter | Denmark Claps Back | Zuck's Community Notes

California, America Is With You | Stealing Greenland | A Medal For Pope Francis | Tennis Drama

Colbert's Dancing Breaks The Internet | NJ's Ominous Sky Visitors | Your Air Fryer Is Listening

Trump, Musk May Force Gov't Shutdown | Bird Flu Leaps To Humans | Christmas Around The World

Colbert Is America's Sexiest Male Celebrity | Luigi Mangione, Internet Star | Trump Noms Shill Pills

Plunging Back Into The Trump Hole | VP Harris Concedes | We Know What's Coming

Trump Picks Dr. Oz To Run Medicare | Ambassador Colbert? | Hegseth Family Values | Praying For Trump

Fartcoin Surges | Biden: Drones Are "Nothing Nefarious" | Trump Sues Iowa Pollster | Justin's Bulge

Fortune has dealt us a John Krasinski lethal face card. #Colbert #SexiestManAlive

"Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst" - Pod Save America On How To Survive Trump's Second Term

U.N.’s Gloomy Mood | Trump: We Want Beautiful Babies | GOP Bailing On Mark Robinson

Biden Pardon Upsets Dems | Return To Notre-Dame | Trump To Annex Canada? | Runner Goes Viral

Trump's Jan 6 Pardons Send A Very Clear Message About Payback - Chris Hayes

Burgers On Christmas? | Winter Dating Trends | Trudeau In Trouble | Younger Women Love Guinness

John Dickerson: There's Nobody Holding Trump Back This Time