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One Fragment A Day #1 - I'M NOT SAD, I'M JUST CUTTING CUCUMBERS
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One Fragment A Day #2 - THE CHEESE OF TRUTH
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One Fragment A Day #3 - CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?
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One Fragment A Day #4 - LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!
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One Fragment A Day #5 - I CAN'T SIT ANYWHERE, I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
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One Fragment A Day #6 - CAN ANYONE HELP ME FIND THE BATHROOM?
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One Fragment A Day #7 - DO YOU WANNA BUY AN OMELET FOR FIVE DOLLARS?
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One Fragment A Day #8 - THE JONAS BROTHERS CAN'T BREAK UP, THEY'RE BROTHERS
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One Fragment A Day #9 - COCONUT WATER IS DISGUSTING
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One Fragment A Day #10 - THAT'S A LOT OF TURTLES
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One Fragment A Day #11 - I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
One Fragment A Day #12 - GOT EBOLA? NOT ANYMORE!
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One Fragment A Day #13 - SHOULD I STICK THIS SPARKLER IN MY ASS?
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One Fragment A Day #14 - O SCROTUM CONVENTION
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One Fragment A Day #15 - ERIC WHITACRE SEX COUCH
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One Fragment A Day #16 - THIS MESS IS HOW I EXPRESS MY SOUL
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One Fragment A Day #17 - WOW, THAT'S SOME WACKY STUFF
One Fragment A Day #18 - EATING ASS IS THE BEE'S KNEES
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One Fragment A Day #19 - I'M SORRY I LIKE SUICIDE SQUAD
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One Fragment A Day #20 - I HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND MY WIFE LEFT ME
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One Fragment A Day #21 - I DRINK TO FORGET, BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER
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One Fragment A Day #22 - WHY DON'T I HAVE A PENIS?
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One Fragment A Day #23 - VIRGIN DICK FARMING
One Fragment A Day #24 - JEREMY SHAVES HIS ARMPITS
One Fragment A Day #25 - CONGRATS, YOU JUST TRIGGERED A VIETNAM FLASHBACK
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One Fragment A Day #26 - SEX IS CORNY, ALGEBRA MAKES ME HORNY
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One Fragment A Day #27 - HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!
One Fragment A Day #28 - GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING
One Fragment A Day #29 - ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL MAKE ME BUST A NUT
One Fragment A Day #30 - SO I'M SITTING THERE, BARBECUE SAUCE ON MY TIDDIES
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One Fragment A Day #31 - I PUT A WHOLE BAG OF JELLY BEANS UP MY ASS
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One Fragment A Day #32 - THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD SINCE MY C-SECTION
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One Fragment A Day #33 - LEMME GET A NUT ON YOUR FEET AT LEAST
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One Fragment A Day #34 - THE BANANA MILK HAS ENTERED MY RECTUM
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One Fragment A Day #35 - TURTLE FOUND ENTANGLED IN $53 MILLION OF COCAINE BALES
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One Fragment A Day #36 - CHRIS, IS THAT A WEED? I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
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One Fragment A Day #37 - MARY, IS THAT A POLICE? I'M CALLING THE WEED!
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One Fragment A Day #38 - FUCK, I'VE BEEN JINGLED JANGLED!
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One Fragment A Day #39 - ALL I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS WAS A GUN AND SOME SKITTLES
One Fragment A Day #40 - THAT PUBE ON YOUR SOAP? ITS NAME IS MIKE
One Fragment A Day #41 - ALL I WANT IS TO EAT ASS AND PLAY BANJO-KAZOOIE
One Fragment A Day #42 - HEY, IS THIS DIFFERENT? IT LOOKS DIFFERENT
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One Fragment A Day #43 - THIS BITCH EMPTY!
One Fragment A Day #44 - IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY? YES, A REALLY GOOD BOOK
