If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be process of putting them in.

When I wrote this code, only God and I understood what I did Now only God knows.

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

A son asked his father a programmer why the sun rises in the east

I don't know whether I'm testing the program Or is it testing me?

Programming is the art of algorithm design and the craft of debugging errant code.

A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.

There is always one more bug to fix.

Confusion is part of programming.

Of course, bad code can be cleaned up But it’s very expensive.

Clean code always looks like it was written by someone who cares.

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.

Coding like poetry should be short and concise.