0:05
when in danger i always hyperventilate
get in loser, we're going shopping
0:16
i do a lot of math
0:15
candace make the sound
0:04
phineas tells isabella that her voice is horrible
why do my nostrils whisper to me
0:02
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
friends bullies irving
baljeet faints
0:11
that's gnarly | a compilation
0:03
oh dear i seem to be missing my underpants
0:19
suzy motivates candace towards her real goal
0:07
everything okay candace?
now i know i have a heart because it's breaking
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DIFFICULT
that's gnarly
you've inspired me, i'm growing out my bangs
it is nerd awareness week
0:06
AHHAHAHHAHAA it is lame isn't it?
Perry is smart. Be like Perry.
0:08
that embarrassing moment when your dad picks you up from school in a wagon dressed in diapers
ferb did you let me win to save my fragile nerdy ego?
ferb is an internationally ranked video game wizard
0:12
guess who just called and asked candace out on a date?
what are you? a bird or a garbage disposal?
needs roughage
wELL, aren't you gonna ask me what it is? iT's a sECreT!
phineas loses to a spoon
let me be the first to say- HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM
why can we not both be vegetable samosas
buford and baljeet break up
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
0:14
phineas postpones the trojan war re-enactment for isabella
i'm gonna go get the snakes
that's cool you wait till the last minute then
æâeeeëeēëãåhhHHHHH
excuse me, but why are you not studying?????
it all began on the day of my actual birth both of my parents failed to show up
0:17
it's curry it's not inherently evil, maybe a little spicy
👦 oOKay, i'm going home 👋🚶
girls with bobble heads of their crush
do i look like someone who wants their moleculars transported?
hey isabella thanks for letting us use your pool as the largest gelatin mould ever
0:13
*ahem ahem* so, how about the airline food? *uncontrollable laughter*
monkeys beat up tarzan after hearing a scream
0:22
he just broke our date AND hung up on me, oh it's probably not as bad as i think
"i like your pants" "here you can take them"
🎶 so peanutty you will not even taste the chicken 🎶
she's a catnip for boys, SHE'S BOYNIP
candace has a great sense of humour, remember that time she got her face caught in the sink?
oh that's cool, if by cool you mean...
0:09
baljeet - The Fail Wail
oh i cannot even say that terrible letter, Inease Erb, what am i gonna dooo
i think i'm building a horse
either i've grown a lot in the last year, or England's gotten smaller
it makes me so happy to be surrounded by so much evil
0:28
yours may have laser eyes but mine breaths FIAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
0:10
what do i look like? a fool?
0:21
now he's giving him a half nelson, now a full nelson oh and now he's beating him with bobby nelson
welcome to evil-con Dr Lloyd Wexler... hey! wait a second...
stop Doofenshmirtz :D
bobbi's hand - secretly i'm very lonely
doofenshmirtz - secretly i'm very lonely
norm - secretly i'm very lonely
your name is Ferb? Well yes, it's short for...
so candace what is ferb short for?
okay! what the heck is that sound?
my life is a meaningless black cauldron of swirling failure
0:24
i..i..i love it when he turns left.. and then he turns left again.. and then-
0:20
that helmet is so manly
baljeet's house? for such a mild mannered kid we wind up here for a lot of weird reasons
ferb honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit?
welcome to veggieville population: me
run, run like the wind my little indentured rodent and i will give you some cheeseee
what else we got? oh here we go, a NERD TO GO WITH YOUR BOOK
kids like these are a menace to society
phineas throws a pillow at ferb
you don't even have a chin
perry the platypus, you ate all the cheese?
what's your budget?
the betty brake broke!
it's almost as if everything in nature is simultaneously saying...
the girls score is now the sqrt of pi while the boys still have crudely drawn picture of a duck
"it was phineas and ferb's idea" "you're welcome"
uh i hope no one sees me here
quadrant quadrant quad... it's-it's a weird word when you think about it
"i'm not hearing a no" "i'm not saying a yes"
i like uncle roger
*plays perry's theme song on hair* carl, you disgust and fascinate me
hey where's harry? well he is a contractor, they don't do much
i can feel my competitive spirit breaking free! *trips and falls off the cycle*
we do it for fun and for the ladies *platypus noises*
"phineas what did you do?" "i dont think i did anything"
fame is fleeting, but the internet is forever
0:26
candace plays all instruments starting with the letter "B"
♪ we're on a bus, between shows. here comes two chicks nobody knows. ♪
i don't know what's going on anymore
cause he looks like steve *ferb nods*
you guys ruin everything! *boom earth explodes*
that's a trap, i even made it based on my own daughter's fashion style; vampire pilgrim scuba diver
basically, if a squirrel breaks wind we'll have it on tape
0:18
The Redundant Scribe of Redundantness
there's something almost disturbing about this
candace, this is a dandruff commercial, is there something you're trying to tell me?
mom! phineas and ferb have brought Genghis Khan back from the past and he's teaching the neighbours
i think i just tanned my eyeballs
finally, a place where a head can be a head.
a gorilla comes out of the cake
station....station....cookie...station...
are you a man or a schnitzel?
everyone meet Mrs Garcia-Shapiro! (isabella's mother)
i am the scariest thing known to man, A FAILED MATH TEST
peter the panda is doof's thwarty call
niCE glASsEs
no you get off the phone-- hello?
EYUHUU sir chARles
where's perry? (in 6 different forms!)
giant candace is out! peace ✌️
perry the platypus o think i’m getting such a SUGAR RUSH!
MY GOLF CLUBS?!? I don't even play golf!
mom! phineas and ferb made me!
btw, do you like my mural? i did it myself, it's a silhouette of me going...[Laughs maniacally]
“but you were lindana and you wanted to have fun!” “well, now i'm linda and I want to stir broth"
hey Ferb, where's Vanessa?
if I had a nickel every time, I’d have two, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
if a vegetarian became a zombie what would they eat? [Phineas Answers]
all O.W.C.A. agents except perry sing happy birthday
3.141592 3.141592 3.141592 Piiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Lawrence dressed as an Ornithorhynchan tribe member (a platypus-worshipping society)
there's nothing teenagers love more than listening to speeches
Dan Povenmire and Swampy Marsh listen to a speech on the Ornithorhynchan tribe
i-i'm going into a tunnel... sunspots, i-- No habla español!
0:29
Gaston Le Mode's stunning new collection: Summer All The Time.
stacy! you look just like ferb!
what's the saying in the antique business
he makes history come alive
thanks for busting down my door, i deserved it *waves*
when you're small, your dad's comb is a jail
0:46
baljeet and the dead flies, a compilation
the amazing perry!
there better be a satisfying explanation for this when its over or i'm gonna be merciless on my blog
0:35
buford's legacy
0:45
I am YOU from the future
gimme a beat
platypus noises
hi candace, how was the train ride?
PIZZA DELIVERY!!
Jones' hamster says its gonna lose it if someone doesn't oil the wheels in its cage
candace gets chased by animals
uah heheheh uah heheheheh uah heheh
ferb walks on his hands
perry cares for sick doof
0:51
emu's curse on ferb
0:42
if you find any gold, IT'S MINE
i'm awesome you're not
you can't be tee'd off once you've teed-off
nostrils on the bus
not everything is a metaphor
old coot dances while phineas and the gang watches
"who's a good girl?" growls "obviously not me"
0:52
phineas and ferb got busted for real
STOP JUDGING ME!!
candace drags jeremy through mud
I, like so many other elected officials, have forgotten the very promises I made that got me elected
0:27
snake bites, and deer ticks, and various sores I'll be nursing for months.
i think we should bust my brothers *everyone claps*
that is so unlike me, i never forget a promise
he is from a broken home, his hobby is breaking bones: buford the bully!!
red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather
helloo Charlene..... yeah, you told me so
*perry blinks twice* wow, you're a good negotiator. okay, half price.
i never liked you
let's get authentic
go! you're free little skin bird
QUICK! everyone on the slide
ferb is on a call with his cousin
OMG! coolest sentence ever! somebody write that down!
gentlemen, please! there simply are no more maraschino cherries!!
MOM! I'M HAVING A TEENAGE CRISIS
ohio flynn and rhode island fletcher
new law everything should be pretty
Hello, Phineas. What'you doing?
the panic room
oh darn! my endlessly giving nature
i'll just run ahead
0:30
here's my credit card. you have our permission to ruin us financially.
buford annoys baljeet
waterproof undergarments
i have saliva
what's left under the tree
carl! stop filming ur butt. film mine
how could we be naughty
why we should not celebrate new year before midnight [MYTH EXPLAINED BY DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
THERE'S TOO MANY MOMMIES
kicks glass
you scared the dunkelschtup out of me!
i'm going native
gonna mallet, mallet, mallet in the morning
i am getting married again
the perry walk
perry eats a fly [GROSS]
