0:27
Happy Birthday, Jesus
Coldest Winter
0:11
That Ain't a Sandwich
0:16
I get results.
0:18
When Santa Clause come down from the cross . . .
0:25
I took the money!
0:06
This I command.
The Public Enemy
0:15
We were recording on that. Right?
0:14
Christmas Classicz
We're gonna modulate it in that thing with the computer.
0:19
We're gonna modulate it in that thing I said.
The Wrath of Khan
0:17
Ding Dong, Suckaz
0:24
Silent Night
0:10
King of Kings
0:20
Sleep in Heavenly Peace
You're well aware of my hip-hops and raps.
What did I eat in Chuck D's dumpster?
No. No. No. We gonna do this.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
0:13
Fine, Cup.
0:12
I work outta the home!
0:09
Open the Back
He is 38!
Dancing has always been forbidden!
A Window to Another Dimension
0:08
Whitesnake
Why don't you help me suck it?
Trapped Between Two Dimensions!
0:07
A Gun
0:03
When I'm on, it's dangerous!
We was detectives.
Check out how I did my new room!
What flavor is that?
You don't get anywhere in life by cheating.
0:22
This sucker is a cat six.
Saturday
When it gonna magically form back into a house again?
Fertility Drugs
Okay, Little Buddy?
Bill Cosby left it just for you.
Coney Island Whitefish
An Erotic Situation
Whenever I pay for sex . . .
Lance Potter. Like Harry's brother.
Slap on a Little Glove and Get Ready for Some Love
Come to Life
I won't do it.
Lance the Duck Made from Used Condoms
Yes, I will hold.
0:26
Carl Has Hands
That is an extreme request.
Shampoo
Speed it up, honey.
I never got a chance to say goodbye.
Eighteen Flippers
How do you make this problem your slave?
I always have an extra.
0:23
Master Shake's Incredible Adventures
It's playin' slow.
Are you asking me to do something?
0:05
Get Me a Tan
Pull a fish from the ocean and skin it with your tooth.
Singin' Bye Bye
Because someone didn't assert themselves enough.
You need to bend with your legs.
What if we make a boat out of sand.
Big Gay Baby
I speak in turkey clucks.
Death Mountain Hoedown
Developmentally he's not quite with the other gay babies.
Giant Daycare Center
Monster
I've discovered through the internet you can do anything you want so long as no one sees your face.
"That's what I wanna sleep on."
I'm making a booty call.
How does a sticker sound?
Scratching and Howling
I'm having trouble with the high-speed internet access.
Kung Fu Powah
A tasty snack of which I desire . . .
I've studied the monster for years.
Hey, Carl?
A Cyber Diamond Chair Trap with a Nickel Mechanism
Monster Bottle
If you don't like my balls hanging out, you look away.
Fountains
0:04
Room Service!
He's right behind you!
Fartbubbler
Enchilada Gimme Gas
Look me up on Wikipedia. I wanna see what I specialize in.
Carl!
Ain't it gonna soak into the bun?
Hey, Champ.
I can't do pluses.
You look lonely . . .
Your hand's on fire.
Mental errors have cost me!
0:21
Is that even really a hand?
Penelope
Is he allowed to do that?
Wongburger
Let's eat, Meatwad.
Gracious
Sesame Seed Bun
What's up?
I am very likeable.
24/7 The Thunder Will Roll
Talk Politics
You're drunk!
Lots of people struggle with that.
I drank it fast.
We never wanted to live here.
I couldn't eat the ponies.
Michael Anthony
I really need to borrow your car, man.
What in the hell is Chickenfoot?
You some kind of plant?
Check this out!
Neilzebub
What is three?
Between the Lines
You may go.
You Ain't Greek
Would you visit this?
A Half Dozen Black Graphic Tees
I will ultimately crush your skull with a piece of concrete.
Are those actual ICP lyrics?
Get out of your room!
Do you have a bathroom?
Your mom's gonna pick you up, right?
I'm ending this now.
My dad's an attorney.
Mr. 2 Dope
How long do I have to do this?
Deplorable
Together Together
About to Think About Doing the Thing That You Were About to Think About Doing
Newspaper just got the one flavor.
The New Jersey Meatwads
Your hands are full. Go ahead.
Tremors
Call it in the air.
I declare these Olympic Games open!
When you ain't got no damn money, that's when you leave the table.
Two Pair!
The bills feel small and yellow.
Wazzaaaaaaauuuuuuppppp!!!
This is a dictatorship and I rule with an iron dick!
Deadlocked Again
Alrighty Rooney
Three Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall
27 Years Later
The Dangers of Codependency
Drop by any time!
Zero Bottles of Beer
It'sMe.gif
I can only be polite so long.
Hit me back on my cellie.
He's screening me!
Your sound vibrations are altering the program.
I put my shoes on.
Usually when I want attention I threaten suicide.
Mobile Device
I'm banging the pots! What the hell? There's only one pot!
Always to me!
A Ghayst.
Pop off a couple rounds!
Harken back to the days when we played that cool game.
Wait. That's not Hawaii!
My Story
Lead Walls
Anyone who knows Meatloaf?
Denise!
I'm calling the bitch back.
Martin!
I have a gambling problem that is all consuming.
Larry Miller Hair System
Step into this simulator.
I don't see any hookers. I'm confused.
"Goin' On"
Shut it down.
Pull out the middle finger. Shove it in her face. Tell her to sit and spin.
Spray her with a hose!
I can actually admit that to you. Feels good to say out loud.
Take her to the bathroom and make her watch you throw it in the toilet.
Particularly Gold Flake
How do you like these apples?
Only one thing left to do, my man!
No, Carl. Thank you.
Like This
0:02
This was fun. We had fun today.
Long Stick Goes Boom
I'm not saying that this is a refrigerator box but . . . this is totally a refrigerator box.
Excuse me, I am raising my hand.
Time Chamber to the Past
Aqua Teen?
Jinkies!
One hundred nails that pierce your skin.
