0:17
What do you know? It's a snake.
Coldest Winter
0:21
and a pound of human hair.
0:14
That's emotion overtaking your nervous system.
0:08
I don't know.
You're gonna save him?
0:23
Pukesgiving
0:13
You just decide that I'm drunk?
0:05
They're dead and you're not.
0:07
You killed us.
No I didn't!
0:11
Yes you did!
Turn the simulation off, please.
0:18
How do I call Japan?
There's no time, man!
0:20
THE DRIZZLE
Thanks for the Drizzle phone.
He had nothing to do with that and I will deny it up and down if you say I did.
Fat Albert in a Can
Thank you, Drizzle.
0:15
MR. MISTER
That's a different guy and he's dead now.
THE FUME
That's what I was gonna do.
Look who's locked out...in the drizzle!
0:10
Cheese Procedure
Precious ranch dust!
0:12
Alcatraz
Are you looking for something?
No charts?
0:06
If you tell anyone I said that I will deny it up and down.
Ever since my son was never conceived...
0:04
Carl, your finger!
This is a box.
0:22
There's really no telling where you've been, is there?
What are you doing in the shower?
0:09
I guess we're not in America.
Twice as fast as your ass.
0:16
Me get crazy when me no have cigarette.
0:19
We're gonna watch loud TV shows too.
"I can dig more clams then you, stupid!"
We're hoping that's temporary.
Free Egg
And now, upon retrospect...
...maturity? Look it up, wussy.
That's really up to God now, isn't it?
I'll send a couple skanks I don't want your way.
I can't afford to go back to Guatemala.
He builds hot rods mostly.
Never Go Back to Assface Lake
You missed it, it's a huge milkshake.
WHOPPER 401K
Or he disagrees.
You are interested in this.
0:25
It's all good in the hood.
Whatever I did, whenever I did it, it stands.
Only adults like us...
You can see in there!
Motion pictures are $10.
Suck it dry.
it's gonna be hell week all rolled up into one night all up in here.
You need to think about the starving people gotta eat sand to survive.
Oh great. You seen me.
Duckling a l'Orange
Mayonnaise been out for a couple of days.
KizZinko's
Potato Cracker Mother
Stupid-Ass Meatball Mother
Satan's Onion
0:24
"Boil me up a pot of pierogies"
You're right! Church!
Are you listening to me? Cuz I'm about to unload.
Or did they send a guy out to shut off your ears because I didn't pay the ear bill?
Probably maybe something you did to anger God.
Wolverines!
This is a fishing show, Carl.
No one works in the system that I use.
You're scaring the fish.
I age them.
No Yellow Peppers
-aww hell.
I'm friggin' wasted here.
I pay you no mind!
I'm fairly confident they will drop you.
Pedestrian always has the right of way.
Stroke Your Test Tubes
Captain Master Shake of Interplanetary Traffic Safety Squad and Patrol
It's spreadable and it's edible.
The Prophecy
Kfive
Hey Donna!
But there is another.
Try the middle finger.
0:26
Be
My gut tells me Backstreet.
But Wayne doesn't.
Basketball Jones
The Rhyme of the Marinade
Everything's fine like wine.
I don't have any food.
Hey, there's a broad!
We need to name our team. Something tough.
Shut up, you're spelling "lesbian".
Be specific.
Can I give me your celery?
So it IS grass!
She's with me. Stop looking at her.
A lot more than you have!
Fargate
Why didn't you label them?
so that I might furrow my brow und express the anger that I am feeling.
Is that a Powerpuff Girl or something?
And it's right over there.
That's a mature situation.
The Demon Food Store
Cable?
You guys are high.
The Chains!
Carl!
We don't need a toilet.
Crizznap
Don't act like it's yours. It's Carl's head.
I'm gonna start dropping F bombs.
I remember some things...
MAIL CALL!
Is he gonna be able to chase us?
Everything I say to you I mean about myself!
Smoke it? What are you smoking?
Natural causes?
Inject me with some cheese.
Alright, this is in the street now.
What will we do with a vat of hot oil?
The Chatroom
Your tax dollars at work, Frylock.
And you're sober!
I'm telling you that's not me in that video.
You have no respect for us trees!
I'm leaking a pond.
Boxy, please don't take it like that.
Boxy, put the knife down.
Gestates forth from within the womb of life for three-quarter and nigh a year
The man knows his way around five strings.
Fly by Night
And ye of years...
How we gonna do that?
Alabama
Did I not bury you in the backyard?
He's in the back.
Which wire you can eat and which one you can't?
Of salesmen!
What is them? Big roaches?
0:27
¡Ándele!
People ain't gonna get that.
You better not say I can't. I'll get angry.
Meat. Wad.
I made them.
What I say is very baffling!
Texas Chainsaw Mascara
Catch!
And your mother was that very dog.
I know where he live.
The Height of Demonification
JUICE
Why don't you stay in there and have a little more drinky-drinky on me.
I did send out a press release.
You tell me a lot of things.
Will I care?
The Blair Witch?
VOGUE
I'll tell you where to be.
You call this a sandwich?
What's going on?
I need this ladder.
Wolf it down, dawg.
Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window.
The Broodwich cannot be taken apart OR disassembled!
Is he in them raisins?
Congratulations!
They stopped taking my calls...
I see you noticing my braids.
Are you depressed?
Waiting to Happen
But you just a box.
You better start you mother------.
But you're turning to the right.
Move your van or I'm gonna move it for you!
Surely this little lady wouldn't do that in her own town.
Oh hell yeah. Can I mix you something?
I'm such a good driver I brought it back!
Plus shipping from Krypton.
We know how you did it.
Does it look like I tried it?
Alas, they were not.
You do not ask me those types of questions.
Pass me your phone.
Haven't you ever noticed how I like to wear this around occasionally?
You've been acting up lately.
yuh-huh
Why don't you sit down over there and let me tell you a story?
How's that restraining order coming?
Leave him. He's dead to us.
