0:26
Pre-Skidded
Coldest Winter
0:20
The Jewels
0:14
Stop shaking the bottle!
0:22
He's homeless and drunk!
0:07
Gene E.
0:08
How many wishes do we get?
0:19
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
0:13
Yeah you are.
0:23
Put some holes in the damn lid!
The Genie Gland
0:17
In the Nude
0:18
Gonna get his ass wrapped around his head. Manually.
0:04
I studied elevator repair!
Your breath is awful.
The American Dream
Thank God for this huge tampon.
0:10
Like a filthy predator creeping in the reeds.
You think they'll see the camera?
We just found Carl.
Haunted Hairdryer!
0:27
Put a spell on them hoes, y'all. I'm hell on them hoes, y'all.
0:24
We had an understanding!
What are you a vampire?
Shut if off or I will march up there and shut it off for you.
Highly Irresponsible
P.S. We need water.
He was radioactive.
0:09
Goodnight Y'all
Fryman in the Hizzy with the Shizzy
I'm black.
Frycracka
I'm black and I'm proud!
You want a shoeshine, Frycrackerman?
Squeeze those organic avocados.
House Painting
I was bitten by a radioactive black man.
Whatever do you mean, sir?
0:05
Master Shake is your slave name!
Sucka MC
0:12
Dunk!
The Boss
Toxic. Britney Spears.
0:25
I filled the pool with DEET.
Go in after him!
Cannonball!
Busting My Ball(s)
0:11
If you see someone racketeering, you let it go.
One More Idea
Michael Clayton
I'm starting to think that my hands are gone.
The Bitches
Oh!
Porcelain? Outrageous!
0:21
Look guys, I need some alone time.
Eternal Sex Slave
I slept with her ass too.
I told her I was saving myself for marriage.
Hey you wanna listen to this story about when I had sex underwater?
0:16
Hey that's a good idea to cut those trees down.
2032
Little Bit Left
I'm so into you, baby.
Plug it in harder.
Double Entendre
Sausage Factory
0:06
Meatwad ate the box.
Allergies
6969
He never thinks about my feelings.
I just get a little crazy during my period.
Deer Frylok
The Fabric Store
Stationary
I just don't want to get any sweat on my bonnet.
Fuck you, Fucko!
Look at my ass. It's hideous.
Don't you walk away from me.
There once was a lonely little dart . . .
Fore!
Counting sheep. Cannot count.
Obviously you're gonna slice it.
No we do not have dental insurance.
Well then your training is complete!
Vermont
Gary the Dairy Fairy
Who is Bob Newhart?
Doubloons!
But we have one issue where we completely disagree.
Maybe you ought to go buy a damn GPS.
Does this refresh your memory?
I was actually a tooth trapped inside the shaft of a dick, crying to get out.
The Creature from Plaque Lagoon
The master shall imbibe the wing of the buffalo tonight!
0:03
Baby Goop
Mild or Hot?
Applesauce
Time Machine
Real Mature
The Boob Dimension
Go ahead and hand me the phone so I can call the police.
I think he wants us to leave the room.
0:15
You want to date me now?
You are a 😾.
Reinstate my cabinet. Maybe even pick up a matching loveseat.
Them look like Carl's sweatpants.
Was them smart like me?
Are you prepared to say that in a court of law?
How did we get here?
Good call. Good call.
The Octomillennium
We're totally there.
Cousin by Marriage
Yes, this is the man of the house.
If it rains.
Shut that off!
You will let me stay in your house for as long as I choose.
It's raining batteries!
Get out your telescope! See if you can find the one crater!
"Don't you?"
Meeting Adjourned
He is a werewolf, Fryman.
Kate Beckinsale
I just can't get this twist!
I'm gonna go catch some waves.
This is who I am.
How much for three silver bullets?
Episode VI - Return of the French Fry
The moon blew up.
Drewbacca
That was Yoda.
Let's take this outside, home fry.
My God.
I tell you to go and what to cram and where to cram it and at what force it should be crammed.
It's getting sticky in here. Might take off my underwear.
Follow me and my legs.
Your mouth's only good for one thing.
She's just not that into you.
Turn off all the lights and lock the doors.
Crazy Train
I have seen this person before.
French fries?
Is that a real gun?
I think I'm having . . . computer problems.
Make me the happiest man that's ever lived.
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
Job My Knob
Just lipped it.
My opinions are well-documented on that particular front.
So this is fun for you?
Space Laser Gun
Unemployable
Always So Negative
I got one more in me.
Cowboy Hat
The Fryman is so stupid.
You eat you some Asian?
Let the schmuck tell his story.
Personal Gas Chamber
So you see, not every Jew is evil.
Tom Cruise
Come here, my Hebrew brother!
Jerry Seinfeld? No way!
Big Willie Style
Lord Xenu
I explode from having too much of my decor and housewares up my ass. REUPLOAD
The water's infected with fire.
I put the dynamite in here for a reason that I come up with when I had a lot to drink.
I Don't Think You're Very Good
I hope you never read again!
Hey boy, you wanna tighten them abs?
Don't talk about my damn ball!
Don't you look at me while I'm creating here!
A Yellow Sponge in His Mid-Twenties.
You need to go into real estate.
My creativity is ingenuitive.
Dr. Weird's Castle
Do you?
Where do you think you're going?
Getting my strong on.
Not in the Eyes of the Church
Spread them arms and give me a hug.
Does that VCR work?
An Aqua Teen Hunger Force
For your consideration . . . Shake Like Me
For your consideration . . . Chick Magnet
For your consideration . . . Fry Legs
For your consideration . . . Last Last One Forever and Ever
Maybe I was just projecting my desires onto them.
All up in here?
Hit the joint now, Jazz.
The Simpsons
