0:27
He said. She said.
Coldest Winter
0:17
You know what I'm saying?
0:23
I have a lot of glaucoma.
0:13
Class is in session.
0:02
I'm listening.
0:10
You guys are rude.
This is a matter for the police!
0:22
I'm still here.
0:24
Mickey the Greek
0:26
You never saw Angel?
0:20
Baby!
I'm a little worried about going over our budget.
I'm noticing a lot of stairs.
Language Barrier
0:19
Do you need help?
Yo, Mountain Lion!
Do we all have leprechauns inside of us?
To the Mystery Mobile!
It's dark on this side.
I love chess!
0:14
Oh Damn
Are you good here?
0:16
Don't be fucking patronizing with me.
Rise and Shine
Tudor Man
0:15
Rocket Man
DO I NOT FEEL?
Who did this?
Fuck yeah, Neil!
Some Sort of Bird
He's not a wizard. He's a professional gambler.
0:28
The Mike Tyson Mystery Team
Something Something Urgent
I'll put something on your plate.
I Love Mike Tyson
A Subscription to The Economist
Animal Cruelty People
Do you have any pets?
Always a Bridesmaid
0:29
I think a lot of people do it.
This is my agent, Deezy.
Everyone take your clothes off now.
That's what's so great about being Mike Tyson!
0:11
Dad, the road!
He looks like a Pigeon, right?
0:25
The Locker Room
Probably the worst place on Earth.
That raises an interesting question...
Skiing
F***ing Revolting
In 1880 there was an oil fire . . .
A Hard Year
Those Stairs
We're all out of pie.
What I Don't Know
No! NO!
Match Point
Personal and Thoughtful
Tomorrow
Oh damn! That's Mike Tyson!
My sister Elsa and I . . .
Stop honking!
Nobody will let me in.
What's going on here?
No sir. You're driving a vehicle with no license plates.
$2,000 for Champagne
I'll get us a fun one.
0:18
A Better Place to Live
Sometimes I worry about Larry Holmes.
He's gorgeous!
That's why we call it The Mystery Mobile.
My Favorite Boxer
I gotta get over my embarrassment.
AM or PM?
Larry Holmes vs The Marquess of Queensberry
I'm sorry. I am drunk.
The Mystery Airline
Why am I killing astronauts?
You heard it wrong.
0:05
Can I pet your bird?
0:04
What fun.
0:06
Get some layers going.
Pigeons Love It
A Guest in the Home of a Greek
When you lie, you're saying that your feelings don't matter.
In Vermont
We got the job!
0:09
I stopped listening sometime in the middle.
The Heavyweight Champion
Green
Still what?
I'll still pay you, but I don't think I want to have sex.
This guy's cool.
You got a little doll of me!
0:30
The Bard's Curse
BI GUY
Back to Zero
I homeschooled that shit!
You can't do this alone.
It's My Time
All Those Different Types of Orientals
A Joke About You Guzzling Cum
Dance? Did you say dance?
Gratuity
This is an emergency!
0:07
Are you gonna talk or am I?
We want to ask you a few questions . . .
Beatrice
0:12
Mike Tyson Mysteries #24
Is that our doorbell?
Pigeon would look cute in a little car.
Curtain Call
Can you turn that off please?
My daughter's finally old enough to get her first cell phone.
Get that knowledge, girl!
Olympics
Those who live in bitch houses . . .
We don't charge for mysteries.
Oh, that's great! But I'm watching pornography, so . . .
Champ. Whitey. Little Guy.
Buckle your motherfucking seatbelts!
What you DON'T know . . .
What's the good word?
That Bitch
Margarita Monday
Sincerely, Sandra Sanchez
What do you call a parrot?
