Finance bros would be the best lawyers #finance #financebro #lawyer

Super Best Friend #finance #financebro #sbf

Madoff went to jail for trespassing #berniemadoff #finance #financebro

Enron was completely innocent #enron #finance #financebro

Because the CEO wanted to retire #theranos #finance #financebro

I'm telling my kids this was Taylor Swift #finance #financebro #madoff

I'm telling my kids this was Elton John #fed #finance #financebro

I'm telling my kids this was Lebron James #goldmansachs #finance #financebro

EBITDA is like love, bit better #ebitda #finance #financebro

So there is supply and demand.... #inflation #finance #financebro

Bernie Madoff is like Lebron but better #finance #financebro #berniemadoff

Let's circle back to that #consulting #finance #financebro

Supply and demand 101 #supplyanddemand #finance #financebro

Regardless, I always maximize shareholder value #shareholdervalue #finance #financebro

I think we discovered capitalism #capitalism #finance #financebro

Excel is so much fun #excel #finance #financebro

maximizing shareholder value should be a religion #shareholdervalue #finance #financebro

Maximize equity holder value #finance #financebro #shareholdervalue

AI has nothing on me #ai #finance #financebro

I love bloomberg #bloomberg #finance #financebro

Excel is the best form of coding #excel #finance #financebro

Finance Bros rule the world #finance #financebro #lawyer

Layoffs = shareholder value #shareholdervalue #finance #financebro

Excel keyboard shortcuts are awesome #excel #finance #financebro

Replace lawyers with finance bros #lawyer #finance #financebro

Should I become a lawyer?!? #lawyer #finance #financebro

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I love tax evasion #tacevasion #finance #financebro

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STEM students are clowns #stemstudent #finance #financebro

Crazy hard would you rather questions #wouldyourather #finance #financebro

Hardest would you rather question ever #wouldyourather #finance #financebro

Hardest would you rather question #taxevasion #finance #financebro

Would you rather... #finance #business #financebro

LinkedIn influencer son or Apple Numbers daughter? #excel #linkedin #financebro

New side hustle idea! #sidehustle #finance #financebro

Kids are so dumb #lemonadestand #finance #financebro

I love capitalism #capitalism #finance #financebro

I'll start my own lemonade stand #business #finance #financebro

Wall Street is where I'll meet my wife #goldmansachs #finance #financebro

Bernie Madoff is a great wingman #berniemadoff #finance #financebro

I love Patagonia vests #patagonia #finance #financebro

I love money laundering #caymanislands #finance #financebro

Jordan Belfort is so cool #wolfofwallstreet #finance #financebro

I love ponzi schemes #berniemadoff #finance #financebro

Bernie Madoff is innocent #berniemadoff #finance #financebro

Enron is innocent #enron #finance #financebro

It is a tax write off #taxevasion #finance #financebro

Your girlfriend is merely a tax shelter #taxevasion #finance #financebro

I love financial statement fraud #audit #finance #financebro

How does this affect Lebron's legacy? #lebronjames #finance #financebro

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Best side hustle for high school students! #sidehustle #finance #financebro

Corporate training courses are so easy #corporate #finance #financebro

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John Summit is a disappointment #johnsummit #finance #financebro

Why do parents let their kids watch Dora?!? #dora #finance #financebro

I love tax evasion #taxevasion #finance #financebro

New infinite money glitch just dropped #money #finance #financebro

Think about the economy... #nvda #finance #financebro

MAXIMIZE SHAREHOLDER VALUE #shareholdervalue #finance #financebro

Elon Musk needs the money #elonmusk #finance #financebro

Uber Eats needs to generate more profit #ubereats #finance #financebro

Ladies, get in line, I can use Excel #excel #finance #financebro

Excel is attractive #excel #finance #financebro

There is no "I" in shareholder value #shareholder #finance #financebro

Excel is so attractive #excel #finance #financebro

More connections = more attractive #linkedin #finance #financebro

A girlfriend is just a networking opportunity #investmentbanking #finance #financebro

When her debits match her credits = smash #accounting #finance #financebro

Start your spreadsheets in B2 #excel #finance #financebro

Wolf of Wall Street is a great movie #jordanbelfort #finance #financebro

Patagonia vests are peak fashion #patagonia #finance #financebro

I love a girl who commits fraud #moneylaundering #finance #financebro

Girls love a guy who can use excel #excel #finance #financebro

Shareholder value x LinkedIn crossover #linkedin #finance #financebro

FINANCIAL MODELING **GONE WRONG** #excel #finance #financebro

The Lego Movie needs Finance Bros #legomovie #finance #financebro

Clash of Clans needs finance bros #clashofclans #finance #financebro

McKinsey Consultants are yappers #mckinsey #finance #financebro

I love Excel #excel #finance #financebro

Is this a new Patagonia model?!? #patagonia #finance #financebro

Non-profits should start making more money #nonprofit #finance #financebro

I love big oil #oildrilling #finance #financebro

Its all about that alpha mindset #mindset #finance #financebro

The number one cause of homelessness #homeowner #finance #financebro

Excel is the most attractive thing a man can do #excel #finance #financebro

MAXIMIZE SHAREHOLDER VALUE #shareholdervalue #finance #financebro

Who knew this about Offset? #offset #excel #financebro

Its all about mindset. #alphamindset #finance #financebro

I hate HR. #humanresources #finance #financebro

Excel models are so cool #excel #finance #financebro

BOFA DEEZ NU---- #bankofamerica #finance #financebro

We should NOT tax the rich #taxtherich #eattherich #finance #financebro

Taylor Swift is so annoying #taylorswift #finance #financebro

Infinitize shareholder value #maximizeshareholdervalue #finance #financebro

People should be trading, not taking the day off #stockmarket #finance #financebro

Lemonade stands are great for money laundering #moneylaundering #finance #financebro

Lemonade stands are great for money laundering #moneylaundering #finance #financebro

Finance requires creativity #charity #finance #financebro

I miss Bernie Madoff #berniemadoff #finance #financebro

EBITDA is all that matters #ebitda #finance #financebro

PLS FIX by EOD, THX #plsfix #finance #financebro

CFA is necessary for flight attendants #cfa #finance #financebro

Excel is important for construction workers #excel #finance #financebro

RIP to the GOAT Bernie Madoff #berniemadoff #finance #financebro

I build excel models with her #spreadsheet #finance #financebro

Enron was framed!!! #enron #finance #financebro

I lvoe tax evasion #taxevasion #finance #financebro

I love tax evasion #taxevasion #financebro #finance

Excel has my heart #excel #finance #financebro

I read Amazon's annual report 4 times a day #amazon #finance #financebro

accretive marriages are the best #accretive #finance #financebro

I support tax fraud #taxfraud #finance #financebro

Focus on yourself bro #excel #finance #financebro

Finance girls are the best #financegirls #finance #financebro

Investing is better than T-Ball #investor #oilfield #finance #financebro

How many computer monitors do you have? #homeoffice #finance #financebro

The logic follows. #lukebelmar #finance #financebro

I love my shareholders #shareholdervalue #finance #financebro

Bernie Madoff was the GOAT #berniemadoff #finance #financebro

Did you mess up the excel model? #excel #finance #financebro

Theranos is GOATED #theranos #finance #financebro

MAXIMIZE SHAREHOLDER VALUE #shareholdervalue #finance #financebro

GME TO THE MOON #wallstreetbets #finance #financebro

McKinsey consultants say everything should be AI #mckinsey #finance #financebro

I support tax fraud #taxfraud #finance #financebro

I miss theranos #theranos #finance #financebro

Securities fraud should be legal #securitiesfraud #finance #financebro

Start your spreadsheets in B2 #spreadsheet #finance #financebro

RIP Theranos #theranos #finance #financebro

pls fix by EOD, thx #plsfix #finance #financebro

Shareholder value is most important #shareholdervalue #finance #financebro

What's your favorite ticker sumbol?!? #stocks #finance #financebro

Warren Buffett def gets all the girls #warrenbuffett #finance #financebro

Insurance Fraud is better than a degree #insurancefraud #finance #financebro

Everything I do is for the shareholders #maximizeshareholdervalue #finance #financebro

Would you buy Etherium?!? #etherium #eth #financebro

I would watch an excel kids show #dora #finance #financebro

I'll only date a girl who owns NVDA #nvda #nvidia #financebro

Sam Bankman Fried is a legend #sambankmanfried #ftx #financebro

You need to care about money to launder it #moneylaundering #finance #financebro

Interns should be working on weekends. #intern #internship #financebro

Ponzi schemes should be an olympics sport #ponzischeme #olympics #financebro

Maximizing shareholder value should be an olympic sport #shareholder #olympics #financebro

Should excel be an olympic sport?!? #excel #olympics #financebro

Tax evasion should be an olympic sport #taxevasion #olympics #financebro

Tax evasion should be an olympic sport #taxevasion #olympics #financebro

Should olympians wear Patagonia vests?!? #patagoniavest #olympics #financebro

Would you look at $NVDA's performance?!? #nvda #nvidia #financebro

Do you make your excel spreadsheets with colors??? #excel #spreadsheet #financebro

Do olympians get "pls fix" emails from their MD?!? #plsfix #olympics #financebro

Bernie Madoff vs Sam Bankman Fried?!? #berniemadoff #sambankmanfried #financebro

Maximizing Shareholder Value should be an Olympic sport #shareholdervalue #olympics #financebro

Interns should always speak in important client meetings!!! #intern #internship #financebro

Do you think Tesla is overvalued?!? #tesla #elonmusk #financebro

Elon, its probably the Ketamine #elonmusk #tesla #financebro

Send the intern that "pls fix" email #plsfix #finance #financebro

Send the CEO a Coffee Chat #coffeechat #finance #financebro

Do you use Excel Autosave? #excel #finance #financebro

Anyone know who this is? #finance #financebro #jamiedimon

McDonald's share price is through the roof #mcdonalds #finance #financebro

I would watch an excel kids show #dora #finance #financebro