i found a way to cause infinite pain and this happened

i used 1000 toilets to ruin people's lives

i became a terrible father and this happened

hitting people with toilets at 100,000,000 mph

I hit a wall at 211,061,000 mph and this happened

I completed the infinite falling challenge

When you break 94,286,672 bones with a shopping cart

i broke 9,326,986 bones using glass and this happened

i beat the impossible driving challenge and this happened

i broke 9,981,053 bones driving through this

I completed the 99.9999% impossible laser dodge challenge

when you break 2,065,369 bones with sawblades

when you break 2,963,019 bones completing impossible spike fall challenges

when you hit people at 150,000,000 mph

When you try to impress girls at the gym

Taking kid's games to unrealistic extremes

When you move at 1,800 mph