If you're SEEING THIS then it's THE END.

I went for a WALK OFF THE BEATEN TRACK in VEGAS in the DEADLY HEAT and got into A SPOT of BOTHER!

I TOOK a MASSIVE GAMBLE in LAS VEGAS if I LOSE I'll be at ROCK BOTTOM! If I WIN I'll be FLYING HIGH!

I WALKED the MOST DANGEROUS part of The LAS VEGAS STRIP after MIDNIGHT and was in FEAR FOR MY LIFE!

I went to OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE - WAS I GIVEN A BRIBE to give a BETTER REVIEW of an ABYSMAL STEAK?

I GOT ROBBED at The BACCHANAL BUFFET in Caesars Palace LAS VEGAS! WARNING DON'T be a VICTIM like me!

Is WICKED SPOON BUFFET in LAS VEGAS really the BEST and is it WORTH THE PRICE TAG? $$$$$

I ATE at The BEST STEAKHOUSE in VEGAS, now AWARDED The BEST in THE WORLD and WAS SHOCKED!

Fremont Street LAS VEGAS. Behind the GLITZ & GLAMOUR is LIVING HELL full of CROOKS & ORGANISED CRIME

I ordered GORDON RAMSAY'S SIGNATURE DISH "The Beef Wellington" in VEGAS. WAS IT OVERPRICED ROADKILL?

I went to GORDON RAMSAY Fish and Chips in LAS VEGAS and only The F WORD can DESCRIBE them!

I PAID for a TESLA and DROVE to In-N-Out Burger in LAS VEGAS!

LAS VEGAS It's a MELTING POT of FECES! Why you should AVOID this PUTRID CESSPIT at ALL COSTS!

I WOKE up in LAS VEGAS and PAID for an "eggsl*t" Breakfast

I FLEW Virgin Atlantic to VEGAS and BOY did I PAY the PRICE! The MOST EXPENSIVE AIRLINE TICKET EVER!