You're correct, enjoy sleeping on the couch. Merry Christmas!
1 month ago | 56
That is by any and all legal definitions, the perfect banana.
1 month ago | 40
Exactly, not only is the flavor more concentrated but is at it's healthiest, with a mineral called tetrahydra-something long but it helps fight cancer.
1 month ago | 7
TECHNICALLY this is a ripe banana. Any green on it is an UNRIPE banana. Fight me.
1 month ago | 9
People eat bananas, limes and mangos too early because they've never had a properly ripe one. 🤷♂
1 month ago | 19
Your wife sounds based, but you can eat all the ones that she doesn't get to in time because goodness knows she won't
1 month ago (edited) | 2
It's a fairly small window until it turns too mushy to enjoy, but for those 12-24 hours or so, it is indeed the perfect banana.
1 month ago | 5
Green bananas are actually better in my opinion as they have less sugar developed they also have a nice fruity taste
1 month ago | 1
Correct. Green banana likers don't like banana. They're just anti squish
1 month ago | 2
Perfectly ripe! The fructose becomes glucose (and sweeter) when you start to see the polka dots.
1 month ago | 4
You're 100% correct. Some people have never had a ripe banana and it shows.
4 weeks ago | 0
AttorneyTom
This is the perfect banana. Don’t let weirdos (like my wife) convince you that greenish/yellow bananas are superior.
1 month ago | [YT] | 838