Update: Tragic Misunderstanding After Blinken Demands "Paws" In Middle East Conflict
18 hours ago | 1,200
Cat unwilling to hear excuse of “I have to leave” punishes Biden for standing up while it was sleeping on his lap
17 hours ago | 341
The Onion is having to go pretty far to not get mistaken for actual news.
14 hours ago | 167
His whole term has just been a "giant game of cat and mouse." As he put it. We had no idea till the 11th hour just what he meant
18 hours ago | 539
The Secret Service really dropped the ball this time. what a disgusting act of incompetence.
17 hours ago | 362
Constitutionally, this makes the cat the president now.
15 hours ago | 40
Dear Onion, I would greatly appreciate a later update regarding the efficacy of the rake as a tool to chase away giant cats. Thanks for your time and consideration. Yours truly, =M=
17 hours ago | 30
Okay, it was believable until there was no mention of the Navy bringing the giant squirt bottle......
17 hours ago | 32
“It appears that Biden, in his forgetfulness, let the cat out of the bag.”
17 hours ago | 373
Personally, I voted for Giant Cat in the last election
17 hours ago | 66
Who let Giant Cat near the White House? This is a tremendous fail by the Secret Service, absolutely shameful.
16 hours ago | 21
The Onion
Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat
Read Full Story Here: theonion.com/biden-batted-around-by-giant-cat/
18 hours ago | [YT] | 13,942