"Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was all alone!"
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I got this woman cab driver. She couldn't take a joke, you know? She said where to. I said your place. She took me to a garage.
4 weeks ago (edited) | 15
"And my dog's no bargain either. We named him "Egypt"- He builds a pyramid in every room in the house!"
3 weeks ago | 4
“When I was a kid, I worked tough places in show business - places like Fonzo’s Knuckle Room. Or Aldo’s, formerly Vito’s, formerly Nunzio’s. Nunzio's - That was a tough joint. I looked at the menu. They had broken leg of lamb.”
3 weeks ago (edited) | 3
I remember Rodney dangerfield when he was on those commercials in the 1970's
3 weeks ago | 2
“Oh, I live in a tough neighborhood, Johnny, you know that. Every time I try to close a window in my apartment, it’s on somebody’s fingers!”
3 weeks ago | 0
Here's my take of a Rodney Dangerfield joke. " Of course, it could have been much worse than fleas, I tell ya. Yeah, somebody bought a cute little birdie as a Christmas gift, and everyone caught that " Bird Flu 🐦🐦⬛! They're still trying to clean the furniture and the floor of that house 🏠
4 weeks ago | 12
Rodney today: Boy I tell ya, what a crowd, what a crowd. You hear about the new college bowl game? Big bowl, very big bowl. It's called the Portal Bowl! Ya, they play one quarter and the players leave!
3 weeks ago | 0
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, my whole life nothing comes easy. Back when I was a kid, my first case of puppy love, I got fleas.”
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