Historic find! Really shows us that Aliens back then prefer simplistic conveniences, just as we do!
1 week ago | 1,400
If its wasn't for the aliens, we never would have mastered ramp technology!
1 week ago | 2,300
I dunno, are those ropes, or....uh... laser beams? Yeah, must be laser beams.
1 week ago | 1,000
Call me a crazy conspiracy theorist but I believe that humans must have built the pyramids. Alien civilization was nowhere near advanced back them
1 week ago | 868
Since the invention of the ramp humanity has been sliding backwards. It was a slippery slope!
1 week ago | 386
i recall in my high school physics class mesmerized by this alien technology, equal parts bafflement and terror
1 week ago | 319
Damn, Aliens thought of everything. Tony Hawk owns them one.
1 week ago | 297
What a clever plan. Aliens used Egyptian's technology to build pyramids, so we wouldn't know it was them
1 week ago | 75
To build ramps you need some advanced triangle math that the human mind is incapable of understanding.
1 week ago | 82
Ok, but finding inscriptions on which simple ramps and levers the Egyptians used to build the pyramids would be MASSIVE Egyptology news
1 week ago | 461
Aliens used giant spatulas to make the flat Earth we know and love today!
1 week ago | 29
Without Aliens we would have never invented the walking, thank you aliens
1 week ago | 3
Yes I know it's a joke. But I do hate the whole 'aliens built the pyramids' thing. The modern human Brain has been around for about 100,000 years. So ancient people had the exact same thinking capacity and problem solving skills that we do now. They may have used different materials and different techniques. But they were perfectly capable of building the pyramids. And Traveling across the oceans to exchange knowledge
1 week ago | 117
This is quite a wedge issue. A multi-level pyramid scheme if I've ever seen one.
1 week ago (edited) | 4
As a dumb human, I would have never thought to stack these rocks up in a big pile until aliens told me I could
1 week ago | 2
More excellent content from the bastion of journalism
1 week ago | 31
The Onion
Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids
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