My wife... She's a terrible driver too. Last week she called and said she needed a ride home. I asked her "what's wrong with the car?" She said "It won't drive there's water in the carburetor." So I asked her "Where's the car?" She told me it was in the lake!
1 month ago | 21
:face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling:!!! Rodney is the one, the true KING of stand-up comedy!!!
1 month ago | 7
" I gave my son a BB gun for Christmas, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back."
1 month ago | 24
My mom told me why she never breastfed me. She said she only liked me as a friend.😆👍
1 month ago | 23
My wife is a lousy cook. She's the worst cook in the world!! One time she gave my kid alphabet soup and he spelled out HELP!!
1 month ago | 61
My wife’s a bad cook. Last night she made hamburgers. After dinner she used one to scrub the sink!
1 month ago | 9
Who serves a steak and forgets the plate ?? I don't think meatloaf should glow in the dark !
1 month ago | 19
Rodney would plenty material to work with now. Even Rodney get’s more respect now than Joe Biden does.
1 month ago (edited) | 29
Easy Money- “For years I wouldn’t kiss her face, I ended up kissing her ass!” 😆😆
4 weeks ago | 0
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, my wife has a temper. Last week, she told me she gave me the best years of her life. What worries me now is what's coming up.”
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