Rodney's standup was remarkably genius! His jokes, his facial expressions, gestures, timing on the punch lines – so perfect !!!
4 weeks ago | 2
I told my wife the truth, I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist, then she told me the truth, that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender -Rodney
1 month ago | 9
Whenever I'd leave the house as a kid and told my mom that I'd be back, she always replied "Okay, thanks for the warning!"
1 month ago | 5
My dog's name is Egypt. In every room he leaves a pyramid
1 month ago | 6
Every time I leave the house, my wife tells me to call in case something goes right
1 month ago | 11
Happy New Year's 2025 🎉 🥂 Rodney Dangerfield friends family
1 month ago | 6
My doctor said I have good news and bad news. I said I can't stand anymore bad news, just give me the good. He said looks like you'll have a new disease named after you. - Rodney
1 month ago | 1
The other day my house was on fire. The kids were yelling. My wife said, “quiet kids. You’ll wake up your father.”
4 weeks ago | 0
The 11th Commandment - He who hesitates shall inherit the earth...
1 month ago | 0
My kids are the absolute worst, I tell ya! How bad are they? " Last week we went to the Soap Box Derby Car Race. I get on the car, and my kid's yelling, get off me! So I jumped off in the middle 😳 of a traffic jam, and I felt like I was in a pinball game - yeah, I kept getting smacked by other derby racers!
1 month ago | 0
Rodney Dangerfield
“With my wife, I tried to impress her, I took up skydiving. She bought me a parachute that opens on impact.”
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