You underestimate just how bad I want to pet a bear
1 year ago | 345
Out of the three the gorilla might be the ones with most empathy and gentleness, I'd sure like to play with a gorilla someday.
1 year ago | 385
Definitely the gorilla. As long as he’s new to the room too and hasn’t “claimed “ it. Though territorial, they appear intelligent and pretty chill if not challenged. Watching him play with the pool noodle would be fun I think.
1 year ago | 124
Spending 30 minutes watching a gentle Gorilla play with a pool noodle sounds fun
1 year ago | 409
Gorillas are actually pretty chill and are very caring creatures. It's more likely to leave me alone if I leave it alone.
1 year ago | 115
If you want to survive, pick the Gorilla. Just sit in the corner and don’t make eye contact. And if he wants the pool noodle just hand it over. He’ll probably just play with it in the other corner and leave you alone
1 year ago | 300
50/50 chance with the gorilla. Either super chill or he plays the drums with your arms like Phil Collins
1 year ago | 147
I went for Gorilla, because I think they're the calmest out of those four. Was tempted by the Chimp because he's physically the smallest, but they are known to be incredibly aggressive at times. I don't know, I don't think there's any easy solution here, but that's all I got lol
1 year ago (edited) | 226
Gorilla. Anyone who watches Casual Geographic knows your odds of survival with the other 3 are basically zero.
1 year ago | 3,100
The gorilla is the the one that actually doesn't want to hurt you, if it does it would likely be an accident. They are much more wholesome and loving.
1 year ago | 268
James Davis. Davis survived a horrific chimpanzee attack at a California wildlife rescue center in March 2005 – but not before his nose and mouth were ripped off, an eye was gouged out, his left foot was mangled and most of his fingers and buttocks were devoured. He was in a medically induced coma for months.
1 year ago | 313
Gorillas are probably the most passive animal on the list, so that's my choice
1 year ago | 891
Gorilla for sure. Casual Geographics has taught me well. That’d be a cool collab on this channel
1 year ago | 61
My instinct says Gorilla, but also imagine if you’re wrong. How embarassing would it be arriving in the afterlife and you gotta be like, “yeah a gorilla beat me to death with a foam pool noodle.”
1 year ago | 17
The lion. After about 30 seconds of chin scratches, we'd be besties. At least, that's how every other interaction with any kind of cat I've ever had has gone.
1 year ago | 37
Gorillaz for sure; they got some real classic tracks.
1 year ago | 81
That grizzly is getting a pool noodle ball gag and becoming my faithful steed.
1 year ago | 23
Do people know how psychotic chimps are? Do one thing wrong(accidentally or not) and they will GORE you, and they're smart enough to know what hurts most. I'm sure you can imagine what the chimp would go for and proceed to rip off
6 months ago | 1
Geez... thanks Scott... now I've gotta try to go to sleep with this on my mind
1 year ago | 12
Kentucky Ballistics
You will be locked in a room with one of these animals for 30 minutes. Your only defense is a foam pool noodle… Which one are you picking?
1 year ago | [YT] | 5,869