"But I'm proud of [Dean Martin], he's from Ohio. Let me tell you, growing up in Steubenville wasn't easy for him. There were some pretty tough characters in Steubenville. Their idea of 'underarm protection' was a .38 in a shoulder holster!" -- Bob Hope
2 months ago | 54
Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest people on the planet at one time. now that all the talk is about HOLLYWOOD, I CAN IMAGINE WHAT HE'D BE SAYING. GOD BLESS YOU RODNEY WHEREVER YOU ARE.
2 months ago | 38
Criminal: I get no respect, I tried to rob an old lady and she kicked through a brick wall. Went to a bank to rob it and they said “we’re on lunch come back in 30 mins.” I tried to turn myself in to the police they said “sorry pal not today, but we’ll call you.” I was walking down the street a guy tried to rob me, I recognized him and said “dad you came back!” And he ran away. I wanted to atone so I went to church, I ended being robbed by the priest. I gave all my money to their collection plate and the priest said “now get the hell out.”
2 months ago | 32
My favorite line is, " I went to the Bank to get some 💰 🤑 💸 💲 the other day; the vaults are open; and so are the safes; but the pens to write with are chained to the desk ! " I get no respect, I went to a circus once, " They took one look at me and said , " Oh good, you're back; we were just about to cancel our freak show! "[ I created that one to honor 🎖 Rod
2 months ago | 30
I still love to watch him on the Johnny Carson show. He was a great comedian.
1 month ago | 1
I was crossing the street; I was hit by the Bookmobile. I was lying there in pain, moaning, and the guy went, “Shhhhh”.
1 month ago | 0
I live in New York City my whole life on York avenue next to John Jay Park and I met Rodney Dangerfield in the park one day and we had a great conversation he lived in a building they just finished building around the corner where Patty Duke used to live they were tenement building they knocked them down in bed built a big three tower building we got into a conversation you told me all about how sad he is his wife is an alcoholic or was an alcoholic and he had to have two apartments separate one for him and the kids and one for her it's pretty sad but he was a great guy great guy.
2 months ago | 3
Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, there’s one thing in this country I can’t figure out. I mean, the streets are unsafe, parks are unsafe, subways are unsafe, but under our arms we have complete protection.”
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