The fish being microwaved looks so confused...
2 months ago | 698
And when the entire staff room gets (justifiably) mad, you can be completely truthful in saying it's the other guy's fault. 😂
2 months ago | 480
This might be my all time favorite comic of yours, it’s quoted in my household frequently lol
2 months ago | 40
Top Hideous Crimes that your local government doesn't want you to know
2 months ago | 338
Fish in the microwave is a little too obvious. I would do something more sneaky: I'd first befriend the person. Gain their trust and make them think I thought the prank was all in good fun. Then, once we'd gotten to the point where I'd be invited over for board game night, I'd find the charging brick they always keep plugged in and move the cable slightly out of it. Just leaving it plugged in enough that their phone would receive a trickle of power and take ages to charge fully. Eventually they would think the cable is faulty and try a new one, to which I would do the same thing. The next thing they'd suspect, would be the charging brick. They'd replace it and I'd do the same thing to that one. At this point, they will start thinking there's something wrong with the phone battery and pay someone to change it. But the issue would just continue. So they'd have to resort to buying a new phone, but since phones don't come with chargers anymore, the issue would persist. They would be forever cursed with bad charging, and never figure out the source of the problem.
2 months ago | 216
IT WAS MEEEE BARRY! I WAS THE ONE WHO MICROWAVED FISH IN THE POLICE DEPARTMENT BREAK ROOM TO MAKE YOU A MILLISECOND SLOWER
2 months ago | 3
Not "a" fish, "THE" fish. Is that implying that there is something special about this fish was this fish this guy's friend? THE fish!
2 months ago | 6
This reads like “This Is Just To Say” by William Carlos Williams except evil and I love it
2 months ago | 0
And I did not forget that you had posted this in community tabs months ago, yet here we are
2 months ago | 0
No no, that's no good. Microwaving a fish won't cut it. Now, microwaving a can of surstromin?!👌🏻 perfect
2 months ago | 6
Chris Hallbeck
Forgot.
2 months ago | [YT] | 11,892