Stephen King Slinks Back to Twitter, Promptly Complains

BREAKING: New Coronavirus HKU5-CoV-2 Discovered in China: HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS BOYS!

Turtle Soup Mitch McConnell is Finally Leaving! YAY!

Diplomacy Breaks Out Under Trump, Leftists Outraged

JD Vance Rising

The Kids Are Alright! Get the Youth Into Populism

The Legacy Media is Attempting to Blame Trump for Bidenflation

Transgender Vegan Cult! The Zizians Explained

Bernie Sanders Believes the Left Can Stop Populism

Maher Calls Out the Left Again on the Boy Scouts

HUD Gets Audited, 1.9 BILLION Recovered: DOGE Time!

Nuclear EMP Attack Preparations and the American Iron Dome

Donald Trump is the Greatest Strategist Of Modern Times

"He who Saves His Country Does Not Violate Any Law"

DOGE Auditing Fort Knox is a Good Idea

Philosophy Time! Aliens and Dichotomy

Trump is Firing Thousands of Federal Workers... Good!

Kanye West Goes Nuts, Says Not to Whip Your Jews

Paper Straws Are Out at Federal Facilities, Trump Decides

Chernobyl Just Got Hit by a Drone Explosive

Trumps Reciprocal Tariff System is Justified and Proper

Elon Musk Derangement Syndrome Has Almost Eclipsed Trump Derangement Syndrome

The Left Wing Launches a War on History Because Orange Man Bad

Be True to Yourself and Let Others Do As Well

The Left Wing War on Eggs is Worse Than You Think

DHS Seemingly Cancels DEI

Activist Courts Have Created a Terrifying Constitutional Crisis

Kanye West Gets Cancelled

Trump Makes Good on His Pledge to Release the JFK Files

Trump and the Gaza Peace Deal

The Death of the Penny May Finally Be At Hand Thanks to Trump! (Plus a Coin Rant!)

HHS Cancels A Fauci Museum Exhibit, After DOGE Complains

The Superb Owl In Focus: Eagles Crush Chiefs, Sad Tay Tay, Halftime Show Protest

South Africa Is Stealing Land From White Farmers; Trump is Taking Action

Is Trump a Christian Nationalist? My Thoughts as a Pagan and Occultist

The US Treasury Scandal is One of the Biggest Constitutional Crisises Ever

Thoughts on Contraposition and Contrapposto!

Trump Seizes the Kennedy Center

Kanye West Goes Full Throttle, Gets Censored Heavily, Is Hilarious

Politico Pretends it Didn't Get USAID Cash

The Nonsensical Proud Boys Trademark Decision

Laurie Pohutsky Sterilizes Herself for Attention Due to Trump Derangement Syndrome

The Pennsylvania Egg Heist

Trump Calls for Peace With Iran: GOOD!

Shall the USA Annex the Gaza Strip? Doubtful

China Wants to Tariff Exports to the USA... HAHAHAHA!

Trump Effortlessly Backed Down Canada and Mexico LOL

Legacy Media is Flat Out Lying About Trump and Elon Musks DOGE

Ramaphosa Begs to Speak to Trump After Being Called Out For Expropriation

DOGE has Apparently Killed USAID

How Donald Trump Won In Panama

A Nobel Peace Prize For Elon Musk? Nope!

Trump and Retaking the Panama Canal

Justin Trudeau Promises Tariffs, Needs to Fuck Himself

Trans Dude Tries to Kill Trumps Cabinet, Invokes Luigi Mangione

The End of the Pronoun Tribe Has Come

Trump is Getting to Work Much Faster Than Any Other President

Trumps ICE Raids Have Liberals Furious, But They're Working

Kash Patel Attempts to Reform the FBI: My Feelings

American Airlines Craft Hits Military Copter, No Survivors