Family Guy - What?! My book is on Amazon?!

Family Guy - Brian took the SAT for Meg, and it turns out he's an idiot

Family Guy - Ha-ha! Brian's stupid!

Family Guy - Dumb stunts montage

American Dad - Francine: "Sexy spy fun!"

American Dad - Let's not let Jay Leno ruin yet another night

American Dad - Stan: "I'm in the middle of a monster D"

American Dad - Oh, Stan. I love it when you're romantic

American Dad - Freeze! NCIS L. A.!

American Dad - How much you want to bet me I can fit inside the wall?

American Dad - Whoa! What did Jay Leno do to you?

American Dad - Who's Francine Smith? I'm The Beaver

American Dad - Now I just need a website for the C. I. A.

American Dad - My God, this is so erotic

American Dad - Bullock "I brought Miss Nicki Minaj back here"

American Dad - Francine "I'm a hot-ass super spy with stolen C. I. A. secrets, The Beaver"

American Dad - And the winner for Best Undercover Agent...

American Dad - And the award for Most Elusive Villain goes to...

American Dad - Stan Smith for "Smokin' Hot North Korean Super Spy"

American Dad - I'm still hoping to get a little of that sexy, suave Stan I saw tonight

Family Guy - Quagmire recorded

Family Guy - Not drawn yet

Family Guy - I love the way the fire makes the shadows dance around behind us

Family Guy - Listen to that, it's a loon. That's beautiful

Family Guy - It's my job to protect you from errant wieners

Family Guy - Little did I know this would lead to an eight-year-long psychosexual entanglement

Family Guy - He calls it "The Stuffet lnn"

Family Guy - Come on, to the Peter-dactyl!

Family Guy - Meg, you ever heard of Joan Van Ark?

Family Guy - I drew you a crude flip book to explain what's happening

Family Guy - Backbush

Family Guy - QM2

Family Guy - I ain't afraid to stand up to friends, just ask Spartacus

Family Guy - We now return to Two Lame Chicks on Vacation in Mexico

Family Guy - Lois "I used to do the same thing to my parents"

Family Guy - Quagmire "Hey, you want to blow this joint?"

Family Guy - That guy'll bang anything

Family Guy - Grainy Footage of a Potential Bigfoot

American Dad - Skating matches & outings

American Dad - For some reason, as Stevie, I can't make a wrong move

American Dad - Hey, Wonderbra, a little help?

Family Guy - I bet I can name more porn stars than you

American Dad - Oh, honey, you were so close to winning an iPod nano

American Dad - Crisscross applesauce!

Family Guy - Lois: Did you call me "babe"?

Family Guy - Mort's party

American Dad - So, I'm a lesbian inside a boy's body?

Family Guy - Stewie: "A slide show of all those silly photos I took of Meg"

Family Guy - Teen Choice Awards: Wavyhair Doucheston and Wilford Brimley

Family Guy - Gosh, it’s not like the Internet to go crazy about something small and stupid

Family Guy - Quagmire "So where is the birthday girl?"

American Dad - Musical number: I'm Having a Crisis

Family Guy - If he touches my daughter, I'm gonna be kicking butts and taking names!

Family Guy - Coming to you live, it's the Teen Choice Awards!

Family Guy - I call my comic "For Pete’s Sake"

Family Guy - Quagmire "Ah, it's too much, too much"

Family Guy - I’m like Michael Jordan, going out on top amid a flurry of gambling rumors

- Señor Clean

- Inept Magician

- Buffy: Season 8