Geoffrey Asmus - Invidious

Geoffrey Asmus

Hi, I'm Geoffrey Asmus and I am the only funny white stand-up comedian in America.

I am currently on a neverending tour with my incredible new hour and you can buy tickets to upcoming shows here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Or sign up for my mailing list here - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
and I'll let you know when I'm coming to your city.

I also run a weekly podcast called 'You're An Idiot' with the #2 funniest white man in America, Alex Dragicevich. It is the only funny podcast. New episodes every Monday.

Listen here - linktr.ee/YoureAnIdiot
Patreon for weekly bonus episodes - www.patreon.com/youreanidiot

Follow us on Insta @Geoffreyatm and @alexdrags for more jokes and nudes.

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11:48

Hospice Is The Worst Job

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 3 days ago

22K views

20:29

2024 Was a Very, Very Bad Year

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Shared 5 days ago

25K views

4:48

Marrying An Immigrant Is Evil

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Shared 2 weeks ago

25K views

10:02

Everyone in the Midwest is Dumb

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Shared 2 weeks ago

48K views

7:21

Philadelphia Loves Bill Cosby

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Shared 3 weeks ago

24K views

5:53

New York Is A Trash City

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Shared 4 weeks ago

48K views

10:52

Patriotism Makes No Sense

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Shared 1 month ago

39K views

17:31

The South Has Gay People?

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Shared 1 month ago

61K views

10:01

Student Married Her Teacher in Kentucky

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Shared 1 month ago

18K views

11:00

Mormons Arent Christian

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Shared 1 month ago

34K views

30:48

The Best Crowd Work Comedian

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Shared 1 month ago

36K views

11:29

Father Didn't Know Son Was A Virgin - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 1 month ago

20K views

9:16

Guy Claims He Wrote 90s Hit Song

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Shared 1 month ago

147K views

5:39

God Attempts To Stop Comedy Show - Stand Up Comedy

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Shared 1 month ago

19K views

7:56

Everyone Is Drunk in the Midwest - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 2 months ago

31K views

10:54

Boomers Are Hilarious - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 2 months ago

42K views

5:01

The Darkest Childhood Story - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 2 months ago

18K views

6:49

Deport All These Immigrants - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 2 months ago

28K views

5:22

Beta Males Are Ruining America - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 2 months ago

25K views

12:15

Old Woman Challenges Me To Pickleball Match - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 2 months ago

29K views

5:58

Men Are Weak These Days - Stand-Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 3 months ago

36K views

11:30

Comedian Breaks Up Couple During Show - Stand-Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 3 months ago

113K views

8:38

Voting Is Pointless - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 3 months ago

49K views

6:52

Philosophy is Pointless - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 3 months ago

34K views

6:00

I Found the One Black Man in South Dakota - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 3 months ago

20K views

7:26

Canada Is A 3rd World Country - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 3 months ago

31K views

6:51

A 16 Year Old Birthday Party Sat in the Front Row - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 3 months ago

34K views

6:22

Woman Ruins Show - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 4 months ago

31K views

5:40

Finance Bros Are The Worst - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 4 months ago

26K views

5:13

Cowboys Vs. Indians - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 5 months ago

22K views

19:25

I Roasted Every City in the World - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 5 months ago

54K views

13:35

I Met My Doppelganger in Indiana - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 5 months ago

53K views

11:06

Seattle Is Trashhhh - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 5 months ago

29K views

9:35

Italians Are The Last White People Left - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 5 months ago

36K views

11:35

Why Marvel Movies Are Trash - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 5 months ago

30K views

7:35

Woman Falls Asleep In Front Row - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 5 months ago

23K views

8:19

Canada Is A Weak Country - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 6 months ago

28K views

9:14

Fetlife Couple Goes Too Far - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 6 months ago

26K views

8:21

Canada Is Trash - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 6 months ago

30K views

7:15

Adult Virgin Meets Adult Virgin - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 6 months ago

17K views

12:24

Comedians Vs Musicians - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy

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Shared 6 months ago

15K views

28:29

Best Crowd Work of 2024 Pt 2 - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 6 months ago

44K views

19:44

Best Crowd Work of 2024 Pt 1 - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 6 months ago

27K views

7:14

Working in A.I. Is Evil - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 6 months ago

22K views

5:25

Connecticut Is The Most Boring State - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 6 months ago

19K views

8:01

Maine Is A White Supremacist Paradise - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 6 months ago

27K views

7:38

Cheater Comes To Show With Ex-Boyfriend - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 7 months ago

26K views

7:34

I Shot My First AR-15 - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 7 months ago

28K views

9:30

My Former Student Was In The Audience - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 7 months ago

50K views

12:34

I Met The Most Portland Woman Ever - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 7 months ago

61K views

9:09

Portland is Trashhhhhh - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 7 months ago

65K views

53:00

Live In Sacramento - Stand Up Comedy Special - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 7 months ago

176K views

5:05

Roasting Netflix At The Netflix Festival - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 8 months ago

24K views

2:00

Every President Should Go To Jail - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 8 months ago

13K views

10:15

Why I'm Voting For RFK - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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Shared 8 months ago

36K views

9:40

He Lost His Virginity To The...Lunch Lady? - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 8 months ago

24K views

6:09

Mother Tried To Murder Her Infant Son - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 8 months ago

19K views

6:12

Roasting the South in the South - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 8 months ago

23K views

13:08

Everyone In Kentucky Is Insane - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 8 months ago

44K views

12:40

Why The Boston Red Sox Are Trash - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Shared 8 months ago

37K views