Christopher Hitchens was recently diagnosed with cancer.
We here at JQisAwesome's Youtube channel make a lot of jokes at Hitchens' expense. But we would like to take this opportunity to express our deepest and heartfelt sympathies - our sincerest goodwill and apologies - our most regrettable extension of the olive branch - to that brave, downtrodden, rogue - that heroic rebel of the arts - that illustrious, life-changing hero:

The tumor that's eating away at him.

Yes, young tumor, you've done a good job. After years of absorbing carcinogens, you've transformed yourself into a lovely little growth. Stay strong, brother. Stay strong.


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