Laying low now as a private eye. I eat a lot of tacos and charge $200 a day plus expenses.
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I hate the f*ckin’ Eagles man
Rod Stickler
Shared 4 weeks ago
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Lady you’re scaring us
Shared 1 month ago
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I know you like ‘em extra sloppy
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0:03
T-T-T-T-Today junior!
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They were cones
Shared 3 months ago
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I’m all out of bubblegum
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The dishes are done!
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Still waiting on that heifer Julio or You cool
Shared 5 months ago
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Bond, James Bond
Shared 6 months ago
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Great where’s the bathroom I gotta take a dump
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1:27
I think women know about shrinkage
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1:34
Dong Grandpa is talking to you!
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0:07
No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food.
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I’m just going to find a cash machine or I’ll suck your…
Shared 7 months ago
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I want you to be perfect
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Rubbin’ son is racin’
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I feel the need for speed
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Cuz I’m the nurse who likes to…
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We’re collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney.
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I believe you’d get your a** kicked for saying something like that
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1:13
Well my nutz are half way up my arse but other than that I’m perfect
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She’s into malakas Dino.
Shared 8 months ago
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She’s a sexpot
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0:58
Hey Wang! or But it looks good on you
Shared 9 months ago
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Do you know what’s wrong with this country?
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Nice try Lao Che!
Shared 10 months ago
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You’re talking about Shenanigans right?
Shared 11 months ago
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That was not smart, that was not smart
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1:42
Those aren’t pillows
Shared 1 year ago
Hey Peter, watch out for your corn hole bud
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If I wanted responsibility I’d be a damn sex surrogate
Whats she gonna do, boob ‘em to death?
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I don’t like losses sport.
101 views
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They’ll never take our freedom!
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Riigghhhht
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You on drugs?
1:23
Let’s put the top up. I’ll put on the air conditioning.
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Be a thinker not a stinker
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0:04
Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark we let down the Funky Bunch
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Juuussttt a bit outside
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Christ I can’t find it, to hell with it!
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Personally I think we got hosed on that call
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Boy I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals
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Avenge Me!!! Avenge Me!!!
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That’s sweet Carl
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0:54
We’re going streaking!
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100% of Your Ass
1:54
100% of Your Ass (Extended)
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Tasty Waves and a Cool Buzz
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Alright Hamilton
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Yes it’s true, this man has no d*ck
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Nobody f*cks with the Jesus
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Well yeah uhh that’s just like your opinion man
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That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
553 views
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I’m the Dude or This aggression will not stand man
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I’ll have what she’s having
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That’s a big Twinkie
50 views
Life moves pretty fast…
Roads where we’re going we don’t need roads
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It’s 106 miles to Chicago
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