He doesn’t even offer gas monies 😤

Pizza = frisbee treat? 🤯 #fluentpet #talkingdog

Worst

Bastian ALWAYS has something to say… even if it’s with Westley’s buttons 😅 #sponsored

Cats be cattin’ 😤 #talkingdog #catfriends #aic #interspeciesfriendship

Sorry, gotta go - my dog said its time for another walk! #fifeud #talkingdog #fluentpet #dogtraining

Maybe he needs a “gazuntite” button 🤧

The Best Gift Under the Tree? More Time Together! This holiday season, give the gift of health,

It’s a shame that tabloids like hold celebrities and young girls to such unattainable beauty

Happy Daylight Saving Time! Did you know that in 1945 the clocks went ahead TWO hours? Can you

My perfect goofball 🥹 Our time alone is often my favorite! #talkingdog #fluentpet #sillydog

No one will be able to tell us apart 🥹 #twinsies #twinning #dogclothes

Westley better watch his back!

WHO IS THIS POLITE PUPPY?! Throwback to June 30, 2020 when Bastian had only had his buttons for 3

absence is deafening

#onthisday Bastian was always Kiley’s advocate 💔 #talkingdog #fluentpet #interspeciesfamily

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Bastian’s little whines at the end 🥺 You can see him looking to the other room where Kiley passed

Hairy children these days 🙈 #talkingdog #dogfriends #fluentpet #escapeartist

Bastian says “The weather is beautiful! Time for a walk!” It always makes me laugh when a friend

Seagulls = squirrels in the sky 🤷🏼‍♀️ This is the second time Bastian’s complained about seagulls

Have buttons, will travel! 🧳 What are the last three buttons we should add? 🔘💬 #talkingdog

“Teamwork makes the dreamwork” - Bastian & probably #talkingdog #fluentpet #dogfriends #dogtraining

The terrier tude is strong with this one 👹 #fluentpet #talkingdog #baddestgoodboi

Bastian’s results are in! 🧬🐾 Thankful that Basepaws is here to to provide genetic testing,

No kisses on the lips

I’ll just see myself out, then 🤦🏼‍♀️ #terriertude #talkingdog #dogtraining #partypooper

In LA for the weekend but Bastian has other plans 🫠 #talkingdog #dogsofla #dogsofcalifornia

They’re always listening 🙈 #talkingdog #fluentpet #dogtraining #hikingwithdogs

The Hairy Child is #1 Best Talented Animal of Long Island 🥹🏆 To celebrate, enjoy this Frank parody

On the next episode of Let’s Make a Deal… Bastian negotiates a counter request after being told we

Dog-centric vacations are a-okay? Is this the new “all inclusive”? #talkingdog #dogfriendlytravel

It would have been Kiley’s 18th birthday 💔 Parody sung by grammy nominated #catsongs #kileykitten

Never

Apparently the trick is throw Bastian’s booties on when he *really* wants to for a walk! Thanks Paws

Just a tiny! Always the best lil brover, though 💛 #talkingdog #interspeciesfamily #fluentpet

#onthisday 🥺 missing Kiley

Did Bastian ask me to clarify first? We are on the fifth floor of our hotel, so thankfully he had no

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The media is always using icons like Bastian to perpetuate unhealthy perceptions of what the perfect

ITS DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME 🎉 Time to get your dinner a whole hour earlier! #talkingdog

Snitches get scritches, Bastian! Nana has some ‘splainin to do! Disclaimer: Bastian is offered

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One of my favorite missions of #BarkQuest2024 was this treat hunt we did yesterday

Have buttons, will travel 🧳

What it’s like going on vacation with a talking dog 🫠

First day the temperature hit 70°+ and Bastian thinks we’re in summer mode ☀️ #talkingdog

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