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A Low-Brow, Crass Approach to Plant Ecology & Evolution as muttered by a Misanthropic Chicago Italian. We study plants through the lens of ecology and evolution, rather than what supposed anthropocentric uses they can provide (as if holding up the biosphere wasn't enough).

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The Strange South American Flower That Steals from Fungus

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Chile's Remarkable Sclerophyll Forests

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Jurassic Forests Part 2

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Jurassic Forests of Southern Chile : Part 1 of 2

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Rants About Pine Plantations in an Araucaria Forest

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The South American Redwood & Memories of Gondwana

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Better Living Through Reptiles

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How Cacti Recover from Sunburn

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Where the Limestone Meets the Lava

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Revisiting the Illegal Garden

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Spreadin' Paht Seeds for Da Birds/Chicago Halloween Exposé

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Wichita Mountains Recap in Lawton Oklahoma

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Natural "Caliche" Cement & the Rare Plants That Love It

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Urban Prairie Dog Chaos

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The Limestone-to-Volcanic Waltz

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Plant Identification & Evolution Part 2 : Phylogenetics, Cladograms, Synapomorphies

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Relict Madrones in the Desert

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