When everybody, including
MICHELLE PFEIFFER herself,
thought her first line was
"Who is he, Naomi?",
I've been the guy who first
told to all Pfans they were wrong!
With my FANTASY ISLAND HERETICAL THEORY,
I proved that line was actually
"Who is he, NIOBE?"

youtube.com/watch?v=h5axj-u540o

youtube.com/watch?v=tJgUNTeC84o

www.pfeiffertheface.com/Spec_heretical.htm


After such a revolutionary discovery that changed the meaning of life on Earth I just wonder: why haven't they given me the Nobel Prize yet??!! Who knows?
Never mind. I don't care!
Only one wish though, in my next life...
...I want to be David Kelley!