WELCOME TO CLUB, PAL.
My name is Rick, I’M A SCIENTIST; BECAUSE I INVENT, TRANSFORM, CREATE, AND DESTROY FOR A LIVING, AND WHEN I DON’T LIKE SOMETHING ABOUT THE WORLD, I CHANGE IT.

“NOBODY EXISTS ON PURPOSE. NOBODY BELONGS ANYWHERE. WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE. COME WATCH TV.”

“THE UNIVERSE IS BASICALLY AN ANIMAL. IT GRAZES ON THE ORDINARY. IT CREATES INFINITE IDIOTS JUST TO EAT THEM.”

“WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!” it means, “I am in great pain, please help me.”