Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
-Annie Dillard

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
-Jerry Seinfeld


I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
-George Carlin


"It's time to confront the issue on our plate
But we've got so many problems you would swear it's a buffet ."
-DanielBreland

"I'll never worship anything with evil in it, especially something who allows evil to even exist. I don't give a shit if he created me, that don't give him the right to commit genocide with pride and act crazily"
-Greydon Square

"When you want to be successful as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful!"

Truth is like death, most people are afraid to face it.
Both are inevitable.