Mcreefer61
Well im a ruffneck cockney, drivin' thru' Brockley, see a police car, policeman wan' stop me.
Regular stop & search, step outta the car please, turn the ignition off, give me the car keys.
Please officer, whoa thats harrasment.
Where u comin from?
I sed the drum & bass bash man.
Where was the bash man?
Down in Stratford.
Where you goin now?
I'm droppin Herbz back to Catford.
Have you any documents? Let me see sum ID, thats a nice car your drivin' it looks pricey, which line of work u in?
Well im an MC.
Blimey they must pay generously & nicely.
It's all gravy once u built up your profile.
Why u drivin round with 3 diffrent mobiles?
1's 4 my business, 1's 4 my wifey, 1's 4 the dutty gyal who wan' get grimey.
Okay Eks im gonna run a few checks, a few checks 2 check wot from heavy amphets, drug dealin, burglary, standard procedure, hold up, whats that? I can smell Sensemilia.
No way blud u must be avin a laugh.
Not yet but i will be when i search thru ur car!
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