Hey whats up guys. first off my name is Michael, i am 18 and i live in the great state of colorado. i have always had an interest in music. i mainly listen to hard rock and metal. i do listen to some pop music, but pop music back in the 70's and 80's. I also love to play my guitar.


"I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread

My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail

How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero

I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him

I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France"

So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back
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