I explain all 4 American The Ring movies and shorts so I won’t die in 7 days

I explain all 8 Marvel Phase Two movies and one-shots so I can get an even bigger budget

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I explain all 8 Child’s Play movies to thwart Chucky’s voodoo soul transfer attempt

I explain all 4 American The Grudge movies so this dead ghost lady will get over it already

I explain all 11 Hellraiser movies to resurrect my old camera guy from Hell

I explain all 7 Alien Movies while birthing a xenomorph

I explain both Alien Vs. Predator movies while chased by a hybrid in heat

I explain all 5 Predator movies while evading an invisible Yautja

I explain Speed Racer (2008) as chaotically as the movie Speed Racer (2008)

I explain all of Death Note (2017) so I don't get my name written in a death book

I explain all of The Last Airbender (2010) to become the Avatar and not get set on fire

I explain all of Dragonball Evolution (2009) to explode Piccolo

I explain all 5 Mad Max movies as a war boy's blood bag

I explain all 5 Twilight movies while caught in a love triangle with mythical beasts

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I explain all 5 The Purge movies so my patrons don't purge me

I explain all 8 Leprechaun movies with a folk rock ballad for gold

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I explain the Silent Hill (2006) movie to escape West Virginia

I explain the Doom (2005) movie to purify Mars

I explain the Tomb Raider (2001) movie while raiding a tomb

I explain the Mortal Kombat (1995) movie to avoid a fatality

Dr. Jordan Breeding but out of context (2023)

I found footage of me explaining all 7 Paranormal Activity movies while haunted

I explain all 3 Fifty Shades of Grey movies while getting whipped in a pleasure dungeon

I explain all 13 Halloween movies while doing roleplay therapy

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I explain all 6 Terminator movies after surviving a nuclear apocalypse

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I explain all 5 Indiana Jones movies while running from a boulder

I explain all 7 live-action Transformers movies while locked in a sentient Mazda

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I explain all 12 Friday the 13th movies while hunted at a teen camp

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I explain all 6 Scream movies while stalking my cameraman and attempting to go viral

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I explain all 9 Marvel Phase One movies and one-shots so I can get a bigger budget

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Goldeneye 007 Makes Me Do Crazy Things

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Goodbye, Cracked

I explain all 6 Sharknado movies while getting sucked into a beernado

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