Family Guy - "Killing strippers"

Family Guy - "Profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano"

Family Guy - "It'll be like she never existed"

Family Guy - That guy

Family Guy - "Your own company suck-up"

Family Guy - "Why would they make you President?"

Family Guy - "My wife says you're trying to get kids to smoke"

Family Guy - "Subliminal advertising"

Family Guy - "We're not starting without your father"

Family Guy - "A souvenir of your first Major League game"

Family Guy - "There's nothing these kids learn in school they can't learn on the street"

Family Guy - "You wanna be in a movie?"

Family Guy - "Best original score in an adult film"

Family Guy - "It wouldn't be the first time you've disrupted a performance"

Family Guy - "Oh crap, the LAPD!"

Family Guy - "Last night I had sex with a black chick"

Family Guy - 'Kids Say' audition

Family Guy - "Boy did we have some good times"

Family Guy - "I was a security guard for George Harrison"

Family Guy - "What's your name?"

Family Guy - "Horrowitz, you should show Joe your impression of him"

Family Guy - "You've gotta build up a base tan"

Family Guy - "So how was your day?"

Family Guy - "I've always dreamed of a life at sea"

Family Guy - "Filthy drug-peddling midgets"

Family Guy - "The street value of that cocaine"

Family Guy - "Say hello to our newest narc"

Family Guy - "I guess it's just down to you and me, Peter"

Family Guy - "I need you to pull the plug"

Family Guy - "Catch the greased-up deaf guy"

Family Guy - Blair Witch 2

Family Guy - "Let me grab my keys"

Family Guy - "I think they left a note"

Family Guy - "He did it..."

Family Guy - Fiddler on the Roof

Family Guy - "Temple? Oh, like Indiana Jones?"

Family Guy - "Where was it you graduated from?"

Family Guy - "Just refund this man's money"

Family Guy - I need a Jew

Family Guy - "Lois think I'm bad with money"

Family Guy - "Sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child"

Family Guy - "Girlfriends"

Family Guy - "Why won't you let me get laser surgery?"

Family Guy - "Volcano insurance"

Family Guy - "Can you help me with my math?"

Family Guy - Hic-a-doo-la

Family Guy - "Package for Glenn Quagmire"

Family Guy - Lost in Space

Family Guy - "I've been trying to teach Chris how to be a man"

Family Guy - "You should teach him some responsibility"

Family Guy - "I had a bad experience with a fish"

Family Guy - "I covered my back with honey"

Family Guy - "He's gonna grow up to be quite a man"

Family Guy - Evil monkey #2

Family Guy - "Look Meg, it's your little baby booties"

Family Guy - "Bounty dropped me as their spokesman"

Family Guy - Little House on the Prairie

Family Guy - "You can only play the piano when you're drunk"

Family Guy - "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"

Family Guy - "You were pretty bad in bed Saturday night"